I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

seeing Ovechkin approach the goals record really drives home how hard it is to compare across eras. the median Ovi goal is an unstoppable bullet from the top of the circles. the median Gretzky goal is one deke inside the blue line while a goalie built like a realtor slides through the Zamboni doors

Early 20th Century on repeat.

☑️ A global pandemic
☑️ Rise of fascism
☑️ Titanic disaster
☑️ Armed revolt in Russia

The best thing about getting in on a platform early?

I don’t have to add digits or other shit to the end of my handle.

I am the first of my name!