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noethematt.bsky.social
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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X-Ray Specs
Page 1 of a comic strip made of three screenshots from the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses commercial starring Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth walking around an art gallery in those wayfarer-type glasses with clear lenses. Panel 1. Close-up of Chris Pratt trying his best to look smart. Panel 2. Medium shot of Chris Pratt looking into the middle distance. “Welp. These X-Ray Specs sure don’t do shit,” he says. “I haven’t seen through anyone’s clothes. And I look like a nerd.” Panel 3. Medium shot of Chris Pratt with Chris Hemsworth walking behind him. “This gotta be the last time I fall for ads in comic books,” sighs Pratt. Page 2. Panel 1. Medium shot of Chris Hemsworth approaching the Pratt one. “Cool specs, bro,” says Hemsworth. “Are those the X-ray ones? From classifieds?” Panel 2. Medium shot of both Chrises from the side. “Sure. Got me these and a wind-up buzzer,” says Pratt. “And at least the buzzer is buzzing. So much for the X-rays. I only see these weird spirals.” Panel 3. Both Chrises from the other side. Pratt looks sad, while Hemsworth smirks. “Yours must be broken, bro. I don’t see no spirals, just naked people,” says Hemsworth, not looking at Pratt. “Cute ass, by the way.” Page 3. Panel 1. Chris Pratt turns to Chris Hemsworth, agitated. “Are you for real? You can see through my clothes?” he asks. “And there’s no flashing subliminal commands?” “Pretty much, bro,” says Hemsworth, snacking on a banana. “So how long you been caged?” Panel 2. “It’s these specs, man! They made me wear it!” says Chris Pratt, looking more perturbed. “I can’t resist the commands! ‘Good boys wear glasses.’ ‘Good boys work out.’ ‘Good boys don’t touch themselves.’ ‘Good boys submit.’ Submit to whom?” Panel 3. Chris Hemsworth silently looks at Chris Pratt with a wry smile. Page 4. Panel 1. Shot of Chris Pratt’s head and shoulders. He’s looking up with a confused expression, mouth agape, at the lines of text flashing in his glasses: “Good boys drop their pants,” “Good boys show hole,” “Good boys relax.” “Let me have a closer look, bro,” says Chris Hemsworth from somewhere below the frame and behind Chris Pratt. “Let’s get you out of these pants, bro.” Panel 2. “Good boys let real men eat their hole,” says flashing text above Pratt’s dopey face. “Damn, bro got cake! Fucking yum!” says Hemsworth from his hideaway below. “Mmm, yeah, open wide for me, bro.” Panel 3. Same shot as the previous two panels, but now Chris Pratt looks into the camera in surprise, his eyebrows raised, eyes wide open and mouth hanging loose. “Oh,” says Hemsworth off screen. “And here’s that buzzer!” The end!
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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masonanvil.bsky.social
Excuse me, Nick Offerman. You can't just casually blast that sexiness when our guard is down.
April 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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trulyaliem.bsky.social
an old college friend, now a history professor at the university of arizona, wrote this.

she's cis but even back in the early 2000s she got it without needing anything explained to her. i came out to her and she *didn't miss a beat* welcoming me to the lesbian sisterhood.
Facebook post from Katie Hemphill: U.S. Christofascists and technofascists hate transgender people because trans people beautifully embody the best idea this country ever had, which is that the circumstances of your birth should not set the course of your life. We've failed to live up to that idea constantly, of course, but it's nevertheless a damn good one. And it's the one the eugenicist, racist, gender essentialist, entitled rich assholes hate the most.
April 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM