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Look i can't in good conscience tell you to go out & find all the badly rendered rule 34 shrek/bee movie jpegs and 3D animation that exists and then upload it to this anti-"DEI" gov website because I don't think anyone should have to put themselves through that, but i can't really *Stop* you, either
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Look i can't in good conscience tell you to go out & find all the badly rendered rule 34 shrek/bee movie jpegs and 3D animation that exists and then upload it to this anti-"DEI" gov website because I don't think anyone should have to put themselves through that, but i can't really *Stop* you, either
literally no idea. I've been told I have an adorable baby face the same amount as I've been told I have a resting bitch face considering who to hurt and how. I'm going for a 5, not because I believe it but to go down the middle
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
literally no idea. I've been told I have an adorable baby face the same amount as I've been told I have a resting bitch face considering who to hurt and how. I'm going for a 5, not because I believe it but to go down the middle
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If you are pissed about this but weren’t pissed about them cutting off medical care to trans children you are on step two of the “first they came for” poem
Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants.
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
February 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you are pissed about this but weren’t pissed about them cutting off medical care to trans children you are on step two of the “first they came for” poem
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yes everything is terrifying but also eat a shared meal with your friends and talk for three hours and end the night with donuts
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
yes everything is terrifying but also eat a shared meal with your friends and talk for three hours and end the night with donuts
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addendum to our last skeet: cool photos of you is also a good reason to be in a band
February 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
addendum to our last skeet: cool photos of you is also a good reason to be in a band
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Today I was given the wonderful compliment, “you Aussie Tim Minchin”.
We’ve needed a Minchin of our own for so long
(We’re from the same town)
We’ve needed a Minchin of our own for so long
(We’re from the same town)
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Today I was given the wonderful compliment, “you Aussie Tim Minchin”.
We’ve needed a Minchin of our own for so long
(We’re from the same town)
We’ve needed a Minchin of our own for so long
(We’re from the same town)
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Man goes to the doctor, says he’s tired, depressed, life has no meaning
Doctor says, “Go see The Great Clown Pagliacci! He’s fucking my wife. You should beat the shit out of him.”
Man cries, “But doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
Doctor pulls out a gun, “Well looks like one of us is about to feel better”
Doctor says, “Go see The Great Clown Pagliacci! He’s fucking my wife. You should beat the shit out of him.”
Man cries, “But doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
Doctor pulls out a gun, “Well looks like one of us is about to feel better”
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Man goes to the doctor, says he’s tired, depressed, life has no meaning
Doctor says, “Go see The Great Clown Pagliacci! He’s fucking my wife. You should beat the shit out of him.”
Man cries, “But doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
Doctor pulls out a gun, “Well looks like one of us is about to feel better”
Doctor says, “Go see The Great Clown Pagliacci! He’s fucking my wife. You should beat the shit out of him.”
Man cries, “But doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
Doctor pulls out a gun, “Well looks like one of us is about to feel better”
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It’s that time of the year again!
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
YouTube video by Michael M
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 9:43 AM
It’s that time of the year again!
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i want to be the person inside mr blobby
how do i go about making this happen /hj
how do i go about making this happen /hj
November 23, 2024 at 9:07 AM
i want to be the person inside mr blobby
how do i go about making this happen /hj
how do i go about making this happen /hj
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Great for the Holidays
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Great for the Holidays
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
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draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards
February 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards
made this account five minutes ago and Bluesky thinks I’m German 🤩🫡
November 6, 2024 at 8:03 PM
made this account five minutes ago and Bluesky thinks I’m German 🤩🫡