I’m legit shocked. Like, happy for Jey, but not even close to who I was expecting. #RoyalRumble

My final TikTok of this iteration.

#RIPTikTok

Anyways, the human race was a failure and evolution should’ve stopped at monkeys. They’ve got the right idea.

One wonderful thing about this place is I can leave for a month, come back, and jump straight back in without having to retool my feed.

The other place, I’d leave for a week, come back, and it’d be like a homophobic bomb had gone off.

#wrestlesky: Bear with me, I’m gonna run through my own personal train of thought and quickly fantasy book Cena’s retirement run: start at the Royal Rumble. John Cena is in the ring when number 30 hits: C.M. Punk. They’re the final two, when suddenly: number 31: The Rock.

Oh yea, forgot to mention: I’ll be seeing #LinkinPark in Denver. TicketMaster was surprisingly easy with this one. Anyone else? #FromZero

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

Checking in with #arcane viewers, how’s everyone doing after that finale? We doing okay?

The new Linkin Park is fucking phenomenal if you’re wondering. Your fav song will probably depend on what your favorite album is. Mine’s “Overflow” or “IGYEIH” with “Casuality” being close behind. Welcome back Linkin Park. #linkinpark #fromzero

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And I swear to god, if TicketMaster fucks up the day of Linkin Park going on sale, I’m gonna commit Arson (for legal reasons, that is a joke. I’ll just be really sad).

Hey #ticketmaster, if there’s not a ticket, maybe don’t show there’s a ticket. Looking at #ghost tickets and trying to get Anointed VIP, and Omaha says there’s one available, but after pressing next, it says “Ticket no longer available.” Yet it’s still there.

Fix your shit.

I should be excited for a STARSET announcement or the new Linkin Park next week. But my brain keeps reminding me.

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?

In 2016, I was nervous.
In 2020, I was optimistic.
In 2024, I’m terrified.

My name’s Gavin. Nice to meet you. A quick intro:
•I make #music (GAVINPLANTE on all streaming services)
•I actively enjoy #prowrestling (like what you like, don’t be a d**k)
•Bands I enjoy are #IceNineKills, #STARSET, #BadOmens, #SleepToken, #grandson, and more.
•Movies. Movies, right?
#promosky