I watched The Beekeeper with my theater coworkers, went in expecting to hate it, one of the most fun experiences of the year. I’ll never watch it again (outside of maybe a watch party), but it was dumb and fun.

The #WrestleMania card looks like:
• C.M. Punk v. John Cena (for the WWE Championship, Cena Retirement match)
• Randy Orton v. Cody Rhodes
•Gunther v. Seth Rollins (for the WHC)
•Roman Reigns v. The Rock (Bloodline Rules/Tribal Combat)

Will this happen: probably not.
Would it be cool: I think so. 🖤

During his celebration, C.M. Punk enters and sets the match for WrestleMania: C.M. Punk v. John Cena for the WWE Championship, John Cena’s final match. Run back to, arguably, John Cena’s most acclaimed match, Punk gets to have his main event, and Cena’s final match is a classic (hopefully).

He offers John one free match for the WWE Championship. Cena accepts, and the match takes place on Raw. During the match, the ref goes down, and Randy Orton FINALLY turns on Cody, hits him with an RKO and slithers out of the ring. Cena takes the advantage, and he wins his 17th Championship.

Cena struggles for most of the match, but manages to hold on until the very end, where Gunther lays him out and pins him. Gunther retains, he goes on to fight Seth Rollins at Mania. Cena is dejected, realizing that he doesn’t have a perfect final match. Enter Cody Rhodes being the good guy he is.

Elimination Chamber in March is for the WHC: it’s Gunther v. Seth Rollins v. Sami Zayn v. Kevin Owens v. A.J. Styles v. John Cena (If Styles is unavailable, let’s throw in Ilja Dragunov). An All-Star row of Cena’s best opponents, plus with it being in Toronto, you’ll have Sami heat.

Does it kinda break the Rumble? Yes. But is that The Final Boss’ thing? Also yes. The Rock throws out Cena for screwing over Roman at Mania XL, Punk comes from behind and dumps him out. Punk gets his comeuppance on Dwayne and finally gets his main event of WrestleMania. But Cena is beside himself.

The #WrestleMania card looks like:
• C.M. Punk v. John Cena (for the WWE Championship, Cena Retirement match)
• Randy Orton v. Cody Rhodes
•Gunther v. Seth Rollins (for the WHC)
•Roman Reigns v. The Rock (Bloodline Rules/Tribal Combat)

Will this happen: probably not.
Would it be cool: I think so. 🖤

During his celebration, C.M. Punk enters and sets the match for WrestleMania: C.M. Punk v. John Cena for the WWE Championship, John Cena’s final match. Run back to, arguably, John Cena’s most acclaimed match, Punk gets to have his main event, and Cena’s final match is a classic (hopefully).

He offers John one free match for the WWE Championship. Cena accepts, and the match takes place on Raw. During the match, the ref goes down, and Randy Orton FINALLY turns on Cody, hits him with an RKO and slithers out of the ring. Cena takes the advantage, and he wins his 17th Championship.

Cena struggles for most of the match, but manages to hold on until the very end, where Gunther lays him out and pins him. Gunther retains, he goes on to fight Seth Rollins at Mania. Cena is dejected, realizing that he doesn’t have a perfect final match. Enter Cody Rhodes being the good guy he is.

Elimination Chamber in March is for the WHC: it’s Gunther v. Seth Rollins v. Sami Zayn v. Kevin Owens v. A.J. Styles v. John Cena (If Styles is unavailable, let’s throw in Ilja Dragunov). An All-Star row of Cena’s best opponents, plus with it being in Toronto, you’ll have Sami heat.

Does it kinda break the Rumble? Yes. But is that The Final Boss’ thing? Also yes. The Rock throws out Cena for screwing over Roman at Mania XL, Punk comes from behind and dumps him out. Punk gets his comeuppance on Dwayne and finally gets his main event of WrestleMania. But Cena is beside himself.

If he started with this, it would’ve still looked weak, but maybe would’ve had credibility. But with him starting with the suit saying “YoU iNfLaTeD hiS nUmBeRs,” this is him just grasping for whatever he can.

I’m (sadly) not consistent with listening to CVV, but this one is getting listened to tonight during close at work! Can’t think of anything better than two awesome people talking!