Michelle Roo
@gaudyside.bsky.social
Northern CO.
RIP golden age of Twitter.
RIP golden age of Twitter.
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If you're good at something, never do it for free. I realized I was grinding my teeth so I made a deal and now I rent out my teeth to mill grain for an area farmer.
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you're good at something, never do it for free. I realized I was grinding my teeth so I made a deal and now I rent out my teeth to mill grain for an area farmer.
Queen of grouping all her wittle paws together like a bouquet of flowers.
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Queen of grouping all her wittle paws together like a bouquet of flowers.
Oh no. I've made myself invaluable to my organization.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh no. I've made myself invaluable to my organization.
Get you a girl who (sometimes) actually uses her necessary PPE.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Get you a girl who (sometimes) actually uses her necessary PPE.
My daughter** will never have self esteem issues because I spend 1-2 hours a day telling her how amazing, strong, graceful and beautiful she is.
**My daughter is a dog.
**My daughter is a dog.
August 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My daughter** will never have self esteem issues because I spend 1-2 hours a day telling her how amazing, strong, graceful and beautiful she is.
**My daughter is a dog.
**My daughter is a dog.
Living with me is a blast! You may wake up one morning and find out you're now flying out of state for a concert, without any input of your own .
August 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Living with me is a blast! You may wake up one morning and find out you're now flying out of state for a concert, without any input of your own .
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yosemite sam needs to fucking cool it
October 25, 2023 at 12:02 AM
yosemite sam needs to fucking cool it
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if you’re hellbent on finding a true diversity of thought, you will not find it in your smartphone, a device whose primary directive is to show you stuff you already like so you continue using it
June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
if you’re hellbent on finding a true diversity of thought, you will not find it in your smartphone, a device whose primary directive is to show you stuff you already like so you continue using it
If You Asked For A Picture
Blondshell · Album · 2025 · 12 songs
open.spotify.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
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This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
May 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
Halfway through Cameron Esposito's new special and I have found my new template for ripped af arms.
April 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Halfway through Cameron Esposito's new special and I have found my new template for ripped af arms.
My spring 2025 albums:
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My spring 2025 albums:
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I wrote about divesting from algorithmic social media, as someone who long enjoyed and benefitted from social media. At some point “finding connection online” became “ceding the real world” and it’s time to reverse this process www.shesabeast.co/how-to-retur...
March 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wrote about divesting from algorithmic social media, as someone who long enjoyed and benefitted from social media. At some point “finding connection online” became “ceding the real world” and it’s time to reverse this process www.shesabeast.co/how-to-retur...
Gulf of America switches back to Gulf of Mexico when you zoom out into the wider world and isn't it just the perfect metaphor for this country. A little too on the nose to be clever.
February 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gulf of America switches back to Gulf of Mexico when you zoom out into the wider world and isn't it just the perfect metaphor for this country. A little too on the nose to be clever.
I contain multitudes. My brain bounces back and forth between absorbing all the wild, inhumane changes the current administration is making and that meme audio for Nosferatu that says, "You must bounce on it.....crrrrrazy style."
January 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I contain multitudes. My brain bounces back and forth between absorbing all the wild, inhumane changes the current administration is making and that meme audio for Nosferatu that says, "You must bounce on it.....crrrrrazy style."
How I felt finally deactivating the other place's account.
January 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How I felt finally deactivating the other place's account.
Picked up what I'm referring to as my Last of Us Tommy jacket and you can tell a real baddy owned this originally based on the match book I found in the pocket.
January 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Picked up what I'm referring to as my Last of Us Tommy jacket and you can tell a real baddy owned this originally based on the match book I found in the pocket.
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… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.
January 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.
Starting a new thread of things my partner has called me based on my outfits. If I were better prepared, I'd have accompanying pictures.
December 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Starting a new thread of things my partner has called me based on my outfits. If I were better prepared, I'd have accompanying pictures.