Kenney getting fucking bodied on the CBC panel is some particularly tasty icing.

I love seeing dumb motherfuckers from my hometown post about the CPC. I went to high school with you dawg, I know for a fact you don’t have fucking capitals, let alone enough to worry about a tax on them.

Also, if you’re gonna be a fascist chud, don’t shit talk people who can speak in full sentences.

No one:

Me: “yeah might as well watch Moneyball.”

in the case here, someone complained and it was almost immediately found out the guy was a registered sex offender, he was arrested. problem solved. the problem itself is rare enough that it merited a news article and again was caught immediately.

Almost puked watching the new ep of The Pitt. Why the FUCK do I watch medical dramas.

My day one refusal to buy shit from Amazon is my biggest W. Why would I pay monthly to buy the same shit I get on Aliexpress for 3x less?

yes hello robot i need 3 four bars of Xanax a day and 60 Dilaudids per week tyvm

We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.

shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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2/3 of Allie’s kids: “Hey wanna come play?”

My chill fuckin nephew: “No thanks. I just wanna relax.”

preparing for my annual thanksgiving tradition of brining a turkey in a 50/50 mix of kratom and johnny walker and then pan-frying that sum'bitch till it turns black

The Handmaids Tale takes place during the winters of the Trailer Park Boys, and vice versa.