garuka
@garuka.bsky.social
the first transgender person to use the internet
dude all i can say is that if u were hedging ur bets on the white supremacist named "fuentes" you might just be fucking stupid
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
dude all i can say is that if u were hedging ur bets on the white supremacist named "fuentes" you might just be fucking stupid
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Came back from a beer festival absolutely hammered, threw up in the sink. Washed the almost unchewed sausages I'd had there and ate them again.
November 20, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Came back from a beer festival absolutely hammered, threw up in the sink. Washed the almost unchewed sausages I'd had there and ate them again.
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did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
*clueless, doe-like* im thinking about using bluesky as sort of a private twitter, like to post hot takes and slightly controversial opinions
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
*clueless, doe-like* im thinking about using bluesky as sort of a private twitter, like to post hot takes and slightly controversial opinions
CNN: they just shot the "Doge" dog at point blank with a .308 SLAP round like it was baby hitler
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
CNN: they just shot the "Doge" dog at point blank with a .308 SLAP round like it was baby hitler
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workplace-compliant steel-toed baby shoes, worn once on-site before baby was absolutely decimated by machine
July 28, 2023 at 4:42 PM
workplace-compliant steel-toed baby shoes, worn once on-site before baby was absolutely decimated by machine
oh boy i cant wait to see all my treasured mutuals
November 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
oh boy i cant wait to see all my treasured mutuals
workplace-compliant steel-toed baby shoes, worn once on-site before baby was absolutely decimated by machine
July 28, 2023 at 4:42 PM
workplace-compliant steel-toed baby shoes, worn once on-site before baby was absolutely decimated by machine
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just met with the council of bluesky elders and they said i was rly mature for my age
July 23, 2023 at 7:25 PM
just met with the council of bluesky elders and they said i was rly mature for my age
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i'm cuckold for cuckold puffs
July 20, 2023 at 3:45 AM
i'm cuckold for cuckold puffs
kill your self
Lack of meats in Bluesky. We have ‘em, and we’re here to stay. 🤪🤘#brandsky #arbys #food
July 20, 2023 at 7:05 PM
kill your self
coming home after a long shift boymoding
July 20, 2023 at 5:05 PM
coming home after a long shift boymoding
Garuka Sam says his feed is 'entirely in arabic for some reason' (via @EW)
July 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Garuka Sam says his feed is 'entirely in arabic for some reason' (via @EW)
We had it all wrong looking for Amelia Earhart's plane in the ocean. That's not where planes go. We need to be looking at the sky she could still be alive up there
July 19, 2023 at 8:42 PM
We had it all wrong looking for Amelia Earhart's plane in the ocean. That's not where planes go. We need to be looking at the sky she could still be alive up there
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fuck this shit im going back to threads!!!! [i exit the room in a huff, only to return 30 seconds later, replaced by a robotic clone] ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ " ꜱᴛᴀʀ ʙᴜᴄᴋꜱ " ɪꜱ " ʙᴜꜱꜱɪɴɢ " ? 😀
July 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM
fuck this shit im going back to threads!!!! [i exit the room in a huff, only to return 30 seconds later, replaced by a robotic clone] ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ " ꜱᴛᴀʀ ʙᴜᴄᴋꜱ " ɪꜱ " ʙᴜꜱꜱɪɴɢ " ? 😀
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shut da fuck up and follow DRIL on Blue Sky . I want to see those numbers go crazy. Lets go
July 19, 2023 at 2:49 PM
shut da fuck up and follow DRIL on Blue Sky . I want to see those numbers go crazy. Lets go
i had a friend in middle school who had a thick eastern european accent but i didnt know what that was yet and i just thought he was doing a funny voice all the time
July 18, 2023 at 8:34 PM
i had a friend in middle school who had a thick eastern european accent but i didnt know what that was yet and i just thought he was doing a funny voice all the time
thinking about the nintendo switch piano game with an extra key between E and F again
July 17, 2023 at 5:55 PM
thinking about the nintendo switch piano game with an extra key between E and F again
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oh i haven’t been keeping track of too much of my montreal food but i must make note of this incredible falafel sandwich
July 17, 2023 at 12:52 AM
oh i haven’t been keeping track of too much of my montreal food but i must make note of this incredible falafel sandwich
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
*staring down the beer store cashier* u didnt lace this right
July 17, 2023 at 7:42 AM
*staring down the beer store cashier* u didnt lace this right