The Summer I Turned State’s Witness
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But aren’t we the “hottest country”?! Aren’t we getting tariff checks because we’re “winning”?!?
one side wants to forgive student loan debt. the other wants to raid your bank account. we are not the same.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
But aren’t we the “hottest country”?! Aren’t we getting tariff checks because we’re “winning”?!?
Thank you Canada 🇨🇦
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Thank you Canada 🇨🇦
I knew I’d seen this before 🧐
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I knew I’d seen this before 🧐
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
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A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance
This belief won’t lead to anyone getting hurt, right?
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This belief won’t lead to anyone getting hurt, right?
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Weak men on their knees.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Weak men on their knees.
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Great political cartoon!
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Great political cartoon!
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I hope he has a terrible recovery & gets an infection 🤗
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hope he has a terrible recovery & gets an infection 🤗
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We still got 11 days. Something bigger might happen
Jake Paul getting his jaw wired shut is the Christmas miracle I don't think anyone was expecting, but is as "Peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" as we're gonna get in 2025 and I'll fucking take it.
www.vulture.com/article/jake...
www.vulture.com/article/jake...
Jake Paul Got a ‘Double Broken Jaw’ After Anthony Joshua Knockout
“2 titanium plates on each side. Some teeth removed.”
www.vulture.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We still got 11 days. Something bigger might happen
🍵 *Sips* Ahhhhhh!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🍵 *Sips* Ahhhhhh!!
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The dude with the pink gloves beating the shit out of a misogynistic sex trafficker is pretty peak tbh
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The dude with the pink gloves beating the shit out of a misogynistic sex trafficker is pretty peak tbh
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why did they redact this
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
why did they redact this
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December 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
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NEW: A Texas district in which Black students were allegedly taunted with monkey noises.
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
Monkey Sounds, “White Power” and the N-Word: Racial Harassment Against Black Students Ignored Under Trump
Since Trump returned to office, the Education Department’s civil rights office has not resolved a single racial harassment investigation. It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discriminat...
www.propublica.org
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
NEW: A Texas district in which Black students were allegedly taunted with monkey noises.
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
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America is not a dumb country, but...
This Is the Dumbest America Has Ever Been
Donald Trump's fact-free, lie-filled soliloquy of intrusive thoughts might have been the stupidest 18 minutes in American history.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
America is not a dumb country, but...
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
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And one with a prominent valknot tattoo.
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And one with a prominent valknot tattoo.
Even if these numbers are true… “But the ballroom”. I’d rather pay for my trans brothers and sisters to have their needs met. But thanks for playing 🙃
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Even if these numbers are true… “But the ballroom”. I’d rather pay for my trans brothers and sisters to have their needs met. But thanks for playing 🙃
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Trump’s speech for those who missed it.
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Trump’s speech for those who missed it.
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Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”
The Economist, one year ago:
The Economist, one year ago:
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”
The Economist, one year ago:
The Economist, one year ago: