Garrett Murphy
@garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social
Father of two. Javascript developer, have worked in a dozen industries so I have a lot of random experience. Arizonan since 1978.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Pink Floyd
James McMurtry
AC/DC
Rush
Billy Joel
Pink Floyd
James McMurtry
AC/DC
Rush
Billy Joel
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band
( some legends, among many, many others)
Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band
( some legends, among many, many others)
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Pink Floyd
James McMurtry
AC/DC
Rush
Billy Joel
Pink Floyd
James McMurtry
AC/DC
Rush
Billy Joel
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Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I want to apologize to the rest of the world, because electing this guy didn’t just harm us, it sent shockwaves through global democracy.
Thanks to this incompetent government, we’ve managed to export our chaos far beyond our own borders.
Sharing a video of others who feel similarly.👇
Thanks to this incompetent government, we’ve managed to export our chaos far beyond our own borders.
Sharing a video of others who feel similarly.👇
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want to apologize to the rest of the world, because electing this guy didn’t just harm us, it sent shockwaves through global democracy.
Thanks to this incompetent government, we’ve managed to export our chaos far beyond our own borders.
Sharing a video of others who feel similarly.👇
Thanks to this incompetent government, we’ve managed to export our chaos far beyond our own borders.
Sharing a video of others who feel similarly.👇
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See you in Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2025
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
See you in Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2025
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392,000 followers on X.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
392,000 followers on X.
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This is fu*king outrageous!
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is fu*king outrageous!
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
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TEN MONTHS IN:
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
TEN MONTHS IN:
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
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Statement from Rep. Crockett on Threat at D.C. Office
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Statement from Rep. Crockett on Threat at D.C. Office
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Love this
An Open Letter to Marjorie Taylor Greene
From, Alyssa Milano November 17, 2025
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Love this
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I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
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The court issues a scathing ruling today in the Comey case. Judge William Fitzpatrick notes, among other things, that Lindsey Halligan made two false statements of the law when responding to questions by grand jurors. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The court issues a scathing ruling today in the Comey case. Judge William Fitzpatrick notes, among other things, that Lindsey Halligan made two false statements of the law when responding to questions by grand jurors. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
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MAGA lifting their veil like it was a nine-year-old’s jumper
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
MAGA lifting their veil like it was a nine-year-old’s jumper
I'm eagerly waiting for her to acknowledge her stalking/harassment of the teenage survivors of school shootings.
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm eagerly waiting for her to acknowledge her stalking/harassment of the teenage survivors of school shootings.
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What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
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Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
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🚨This is sickening. He deserves our deepest gratitude and this is what he gets. 1/2
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
🚨This is sickening. He deserves our deepest gratitude and this is what he gets. 1/2
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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How long until the first time, "Well, okay, then he's a pedophile, but he was the RIGHT KIND of pedophile...you know...just hot, teenage girls."
I know they're already thinking it.
I know they're already thinking it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How long until the first time, "Well, okay, then he's a pedophile, but he was the RIGHT KIND of pedophile...you know...just hot, teenage girls."
I know they're already thinking it.
I know they're already thinking it.
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