Garrett Murphy
@garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social
Father of two. Javascript developer, have worked in a dozen industries so I have a lot of random experience. Arizonan since 1978.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
Deal...Italian?
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Deal...Italian?
I sincerely believe this is George Washington.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I sincerely believe this is George Washington.
This man has pincers for hands.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This man has pincers for hands.
I think...this is a stork or something?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I think...this is a stork or something?
Is this one of the Thundercats?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is this one of the Thundercats?
I shall dub thee...Muppet Man.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I shall dub thee...Muppet Man.
Is this a cyclops???
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is this a cyclops???
These loaves of bread appear to have chicken feet.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
These loaves of bread appear to have chicken feet.
How is he holding this basket? And, are his fingers just...melding...into the weave of the basket???
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
How is he holding this basket? And, are his fingers just...melding...into the weave of the basket???
Once I got a good look at it, it's clear that this image was AI generated, and not at all well. For example...why is Jesus's face so asymmetrical?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Once I got a good look at it, it's clear that this image was AI generated, and not at all well. For example...why is Jesus's face so asymmetrical?
So, I ordered something of Amazon that was intended to be a goofy gag gift (I'd planned to hang it up in my friend's bathroom while I was housesitting). This is what I THOUGHT I was getting...but...follow the thread.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So, I ordered something of Amazon that was intended to be a goofy gag gift (I'd planned to hang it up in my friend's bathroom while I was housesitting). This is what I THOUGHT I was getting...but...follow the thread.
I just realized where the shit's coming from.
Notice that he isn't wearing an oxygen mask, as that would cover mouth and nose.
He posted an AI video of himself, vomiting shit (that he clearly ate) into a tube.
He's telling us all that he eats shit.
Notice that he isn't wearing an oxygen mask, as that would cover mouth and nose.
He posted an AI video of himself, vomiting shit (that he clearly ate) into a tube.
He's telling us all that he eats shit.
October 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I just realized where the shit's coming from.
Notice that he isn't wearing an oxygen mask, as that would cover mouth and nose.
He posted an AI video of himself, vomiting shit (that he clearly ate) into a tube.
He's telling us all that he eats shit.
Notice that he isn't wearing an oxygen mask, as that would cover mouth and nose.
He posted an AI video of himself, vomiting shit (that he clearly ate) into a tube.
He's telling us all that he eats shit.
Sometimes, the Fark headline is too spot-on.
August 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sometimes, the Fark headline is too spot-on.
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring George Washington saying, "Observe good faith and justice towards all nations."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring George Washington saying, "Observe good faith and justice towards all nations."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring George Washington saying, "Observe good faith and justice towards all nations."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring George Washington saying, "Observe good faith and justice towards all nations."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960, featuring Thomas Jefferson saying, "I have sworn hostility against every form of tyranny...."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960, featuring Thomas Jefferson saying, "I have sworn hostility against every form of tyranny...."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960, featuring Thomas Jefferson saying, "I have sworn hostility against every form of tyranny...."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960, featuring Thomas Jefferson saying, "I have sworn hostility against every form of tyranny...."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960, featuring Abe Lincoln saying, "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960, featuring Abe Lincoln saying, "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960, featuring Abe Lincoln saying, "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960, featuring Abe Lincoln saying, "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring Benjamin Franklin saying, "Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring Benjamin Franklin saying, "Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring Benjamin Franklin saying, "Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960, featuring Benjamin Franklin saying, "Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960 "to focus the attention of the world on the plight of the homeless."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960 "to focus the attention of the world on the plight of the homeless."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1960 "to focus the attention of the world on the plight of the homeless."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1960 "to focus the attention of the world on the plight of the homeless."
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960. The official announcement discussed the role women play in "all levels" of the US government.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960. The official announcement discussed the role women play in "all levels" of the US government.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This was released in 1960. The official announcement discussed the role women play in "all levels" of the US government.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This was released in 1960. The official announcement discussed the role women play in "all levels" of the US government.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1959.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1959.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
This stamp was released in 1959.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
This stamp was released in 1959.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
In 1957, the US released a stamp commemorating the work done in developing polio.
Using vaccines.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
In 1957, the US released a stamp commemorating the work done in developing polio.
Using vaccines.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
July 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
In 1957, the US released a stamp commemorating the work done in developing polio.
Using vaccines.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
In 1957, the US released a stamp commemorating the work done in developing polio.
Using vaccines.
Does that seem in line with MAGA beliefs?
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
In 1952, the US released a stamp in support of women in the military.
Does that seem in-line with MAGA beliefs?
In 1952, the US released a stamp in support of women in the military.
Does that seem in-line with MAGA beliefs?
July 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When you ask a MAGA person, "When was America great, in your eyes?", you usually hear something about their childhood...in the 1950s.
In 1952, the US released a stamp in support of women in the military.
Does that seem in-line with MAGA beliefs?
In 1952, the US released a stamp in support of women in the military.
Does that seem in-line with MAGA beliefs?
Sometimes, the feed just works.
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sometimes, the feed just works.