Garret Heinrich
@garretheinrich.bsky.social
Just your average every day Ginger.
I stepped out of a golf cart before it was fully stepped into a hole off the cart part and tore off every ligament in my ankle. I did not finish the round.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I stepped out of a golf cart before it was fully stepped into a hole off the cart part and tore off every ligament in my ankle. I did not finish the round.
My wonderful wife, who catfished me, did 127 projects this year, and if they did these she would win wallpaper installer/design consultant of the year.
And get an honorable mention for top proofreader after I already published something .
Here is every job she did this year.
And get an honorable mention for top proofreader after I already published something .
Here is every job she did this year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My wonderful wife, who catfished me, did 127 projects this year, and if they did these she would win wallpaper installer/design consultant of the year.
And get an honorable mention for top proofreader after I already published something .
Here is every job she did this year.
And get an honorable mention for top proofreader after I already published something .
Here is every job she did this year.
So like every time I eat fries? Cause ketchup is gross.
I’m a make fries good enough they don’t need nothin, guy.
But if it’s just plain fries and I’m gonna dip it’s normally a spicy sauce of some kind (chipotle aioli or something)
I’m a make fries good enough they don’t need nothin, guy.
But if it’s just plain fries and I’m gonna dip it’s normally a spicy sauce of some kind (chipotle aioli or something)
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So like every time I eat fries? Cause ketchup is gross.
I’m a make fries good enough they don’t need nothin, guy.
But if it’s just plain fries and I’m gonna dip it’s normally a spicy sauce of some kind (chipotle aioli or something)
I’m a make fries good enough they don’t need nothin, guy.
But if it’s just plain fries and I’m gonna dip it’s normally a spicy sauce of some kind (chipotle aioli or something)
Randomly I think about how surprised I am Cal Ripken Jr just kind of hung on the fringes of baseball after retirement. I thought he was a for sure commentary, color guy for national broadcast. Did he ever do local Baltimore stuff?
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Randomly I think about how surprised I am Cal Ripken Jr just kind of hung on the fringes of baseball after retirement. I thought he was a for sure commentary, color guy for national broadcast. Did he ever do local Baltimore stuff?
I don’t say anything but there was much yelling last night and it was genuinely so fun to watch that game
Bang Bang!
Bang Bang!
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I don’t say anything but there was much yelling last night and it was genuinely so fun to watch that game
Bang Bang!
Bang Bang!
Drew Brees wearing a tie and pocket square with festive green trees that get key’d out looked really awesome and took me a second.
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Drew Brees wearing a tie and pocket square with festive green trees that get key’d out looked really awesome and took me a second.
Fun fact, German Chocolate cake was invented in Texas.
Merry Christmas everybody, I made you a German chocolate cake 🎅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fun fact, German Chocolate cake was invented in Texas.
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
Shouldn’t have taken this long but let’s finish this goal.
Few days until Xmas, 2.5 weeks until 1 year anniversary of the fire, & 2 weeks since any movement on closing this out. $860 to go. Any sharing and giving greatly appreciated. Sharing helps so much! So tired & ashamed for asking. Let’s close this out, as a Christmas miracle! 🎄
gofund.me/d67ab3c4e
gofund.me/d67ab3c4e
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shouldn’t have taken this long but let’s finish this goal.
When I was 13 went to a Modesto A’s game & sat along looking directly 1st to 2nd base. The A’s had a lefty on the mound and anytime someone was on first me and my buddies would yell “BACK” at the first move of the pitcher. Got one guy to step back towards first, before a GIDP. I still take credit
I appreciate (and support!) this conscientious umpiring, but during my son’s sophomore HS season, I *very, very loudly* called out an attempt at a hidden ball trick. Opposing coach wanted me thrown out lol
As an Umpire, I would warn a parent if they yelled that's a balk like umpires do. If they did it again, I'd toss them. It's the same, in my mind, as yelling I Got It.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When I was 13 went to a Modesto A’s game & sat along looking directly 1st to 2nd base. The A’s had a lefty on the mound and anytime someone was on first me and my buddies would yell “BACK” at the first move of the pitcher. Got one guy to step back towards first, before a GIDP. I still take credit
If you are wrong, yes, it’s good to accept you are wrong but if you just walk away while I’m trying to teach you why you are wrong you are missing out on the whole point of being wrong, to learn and if you refuse to learn you’ll never grow. You left didn’t you. You’re not even in the room.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you are wrong, yes, it’s good to accept you are wrong but if you just walk away while I’m trying to teach you why you are wrong you are missing out on the whole point of being wrong, to learn and if you refuse to learn you’ll never grow. You left didn’t you. You’re not even in the room.
It’s the day before Christmas, 82 degrees and all I need from the store is a baguette and a gallon of milk because 6 years ago I decided to make a huge charcuterie and just have that be Christmas. And now I don’t have to cook anything, I just lay out meats and cheeses #MerryCheesemas
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s the day before Christmas, 82 degrees and all I need from the store is a baguette and a gallon of milk because 6 years ago I decided to make a huge charcuterie and just have that be Christmas. And now I don’t have to cook anything, I just lay out meats and cheeses #MerryCheesemas
Me when it happens
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Me when it happens
My wife:“Will you put away the groceries?”
Me: (Nonverbally: 90% of them, until the food makes me hungry and I get distracted making lunch out of the things in the fridge I have to move to fit the new groceries in and will leave 3-4 things on the counter for you.) yes.
Her: You’re amazing
Me: (Nonverbally: 90% of them, until the food makes me hungry and I get distracted making lunch out of the things in the fridge I have to move to fit the new groceries in and will leave 3-4 things on the counter for you.) yes.
Her: You’re amazing
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My wife:“Will you put away the groceries?”
Me: (Nonverbally: 90% of them, until the food makes me hungry and I get distracted making lunch out of the things in the fridge I have to move to fit the new groceries in and will leave 3-4 things on the counter for you.) yes.
Her: You’re amazing
Me: (Nonverbally: 90% of them, until the food makes me hungry and I get distracted making lunch out of the things in the fridge I have to move to fit the new groceries in and will leave 3-4 things on the counter for you.) yes.
Her: You’re amazing
In honor of the completely fake #FIFAPeacePrize what is your hopeful fake award for the stuff you wish you did but don’t actually do?
Mine is the #FIFACleansAsHeCooksCertificate
Mine is the #FIFACleansAsHeCooksCertificate
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In honor of the completely fake #FIFAPeacePrize what is your hopeful fake award for the stuff you wish you did but don’t actually do?
Mine is the #FIFACleansAsHeCooksCertificate
Mine is the #FIFACleansAsHeCooksCertificate
FIFA is such BS. And then they give a made ass up award to Trump. Just gross.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
FIFA is such BS. And then they give a made ass up award to Trump. Just gross.
Was very weird to be scrolling and find the A’s thong on sale…
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Was very weird to be scrolling and find the A’s thong on sale…
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
Andruw Jones & John Oliver (I’d say John Cena but I’ve…never…seen him 👀👀 celebrate)
Question 50:
Who’s the coolest person with whom you share a birthday?
I’ve got Coolio, Chuck D, Jason Momoa, and Hermann Melville.
Who’s the coolest person with whom you share a birthday?
I’ve got Coolio, Chuck D, Jason Momoa, and Hermann Melville.
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Andruw Jones & John Oliver (I’d say John Cena but I’ve…never…seen him 👀👀 celebrate)
It dropped below 70 this week so we made soup. And the lady who Catfished me (my wife) said something after I stated I forgot the baguette and I’m not sure I agree with her:
“This isn’t a bread soup”
I’m pretty sure all soups are bread soups.
“This isn’t a bread soup”
I’m pretty sure all soups are bread soups.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It dropped below 70 this week so we made soup. And the lady who Catfished me (my wife) said something after I stated I forgot the baguette and I’m not sure I agree with her:
“This isn’t a bread soup”
I’m pretty sure all soups are bread soups.
“This isn’t a bread soup”
I’m pretty sure all soups are bread soups.
What’s that little circle around southeast Houston? What is that doing there!?
*unilaterally redraws geographic borders like the GOP*
Not so fast, friendo
Not so fast, friendo
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What’s that little circle around southeast Houston? What is that doing there!?
I think the Jaguars may be the DUMBEST team I have ever watched.
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think the Jaguars may be the DUMBEST team I have ever watched.
In N Out is elite for what it specifically is, but overrated if you compare to the elite of its position.
Meaning it is a good to very good burger. But there are so many Hall of Fame burgers, it can't be HOF.
But when you look at it for what it is, a Fast Food Burger, it is arguably the GOAT
Meaning it is a good to very good burger. But there are so many Hall of Fame burgers, it can't be HOF.
But when you look at it for what it is, a Fast Food Burger, it is arguably the GOAT
Overrated, but always comes thru. Is In-N-Out the Derek Jeter of burger spots? Joe Carter? I need to chew on this. And, that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In N Out is elite for what it specifically is, but overrated if you compare to the elite of its position.
Meaning it is a good to very good burger. But there are so many Hall of Fame burgers, it can't be HOF.
But when you look at it for what it is, a Fast Food Burger, it is arguably the GOAT
Meaning it is a good to very good burger. But there are so many Hall of Fame burgers, it can't be HOF.
But when you look at it for what it is, a Fast Food Burger, it is arguably the GOAT
I hate when people subskeet me.
A certain person has never read Lord Of The Rings.
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hate when people subskeet me.
I love a good cross genre cover. Like LOVE THEM. Pop to punk, rock to soul, hip hop to piano driven pop.
But I hate when people are like, “omg this song shouldn’t work like that” and all I think of, actually I think it means is a well built song. It just means the structure is great.
But I hate when people are like, “omg this song shouldn’t work like that” and all I think of, actually I think it means is a well built song. It just means the structure is great.
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love a good cross genre cover. Like LOVE THEM. Pop to punk, rock to soul, hip hop to piano driven pop.
But I hate when people are like, “omg this song shouldn’t work like that” and all I think of, actually I think it means is a well built song. It just means the structure is great.
But I hate when people are like, “omg this song shouldn’t work like that” and all I think of, actually I think it means is a well built song. It just means the structure is great.