Too much of the media is focused on the shooter's motivations, background, and goals. Ultimately, who cares?

The media should be more focused on the fact that he wrote "if you read this, you are gay lmao" on the bullet casing, which is objectively the funniest thing ever left behind by an assassin.

Doing the Lord’s work when you see ICE 📢

happy pride

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie

I once ate lunch at a restaurant with two entrances. Everyone thought I was being super weird for constantly spinning throughout the entire meal but I’m just built different.

I got everyone out of that bistro alive. No one thanked me, because I was just doing what an alpha do.

"Listen, me imagining myself getting into cinematic gunfights 24:7 in every social situation isn't a sign of me being detached and alienated from the world around me and maladaptively fantasizing about a world where I'm an action hero rather than engaging with reality, it's just my Male Instincts!"

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send