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Garpu
@garpu.bsky.social
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Gamer, geek, former grad student, composer. ACAB
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A blak and white tuxedo cat getting snuggles.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A black and white tuxedo cat is belly-up on a couch covered by a multicolored comforter. His tummy is mostly white with some black splotches, and he's lying next to a blue jean-clad leg. He has a very pink nose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Damn. Is Seth using AI slop now?
A facebook post screenshot. Seth Moulton in a blue suit and striped tie appears to be clasping the hand of a man in a wheelchair near a brick building. Two cars are in the background, and one has a faint aura around it that might be AI slop. The text reads: "Just one week away: Join Congressman Moulton for his 11th Annual Veterans Town Hall on Monday, November 10."
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Hey @chezami.bsky.social:
A picture of stormy waves and a gray sky with a tweet from Raymon Arkle superimposed on it that says: "November is not for Christmas music. November is for listening to 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' on repeat."
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Inside you are two wolves
Jeffrey Lebowski, "The Dude," and Walter Sobcek sit in front of a bowling ball return at a bowling alley.
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
garpu.bsky.social
You know things are bad when hurricanes won't come here.
A screenshot of a facebook post from Cape Ann Weather. It says: "[908a] Tropical storm GABRIELLE has formed in the Atlantic and she has no intentions of coming to the US of A."
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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He's a tuxedo cat, who thinks we're his emotional support humans. :)
A black and white tuxedo cat with his eyes closed being cradled upside-down on his back by a man in a red and black flannel shirt.
August 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Here's Ralph, enjoying the best part of the PS5 box.
A black and white tuxedo cat is crouched inside of a PS5 box.
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Evergreen use of meme.
The red and white BBC Breaking News graphic with "oh fuck what now" in white text in the red chevron.
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Tell me you don't give a shit without saying you don't give a shit. Also, he ain't said shit about bombing Iran without Congressional approval. You'd think a vet from Iraq 2.0 would have something to say.
A screen grab of Rep. Seth Moulton's June 20 facebook post. It's a grid of generic photos with him prominently placed. The top left one is him with his hand on a (presumably) veteran in a wheelchair while shakig his hand. The one in the top right is Moulton talking to a man in a dark suit near a brick house with an American flag behind them. The bottom left picture is Moulton and entourage at a town hall meeting with red, white, and blue bunting. The middle bottom picture is Moulton at a podium. The final picture is moulton at another podium in front of what looks to be a school auditorium stage. In all pictures, he's wearing the exact same tie and suit.
June 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Sure. Things are kind of heavy today.
1 like = 1 video game answer 1. 1st video game 2. Favorite character 3. A game that is underrated 4. Guilty pleasure game 5. Character I am most like/wish I were 6. Most annoying character 7. Favorite game couple 8. Best soundtrack 9. Saddest game scene 10. Best gameplay 11. Gaming system of choice 12. A game everyone should play 13. A game I've played more than 5 times 14. Current or recent gaming wallpaper 15. Screenshot from a game I'm playing right now 16. Game with the best cutscenes 17. Favorite antagonist 18. Favorite protagonist 19. Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in 20. Favorite genre 21. Game with the best story 22. Game with disappointing sequel 23. Game with best graphics 24. Favorite classic game 25. A game you plan on playing 26. Best voice acting 27. Most epic scene ever 28. Favorite game developer 29. A game you didn't think you'd like, but ended up loving 30. Favorite game of all time
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Have a Ralph pic.
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a Frosthaven card sleeve box on top of a red table with his body facing to the right. He's looking over his shoulder at the camera. There's a beige cat tree and an office in the background.
May 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Is a fucking smoker supposed to do this? Impossible to breathe in our place.
May 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Timeline cleanse. Ralph on game night. He's very good about stepping around the pieces.
A black and white tuxedo cat sits on a table set up for a Frosthaven board game next to a phone tripod. His back is to the camera and he's looking over his shoulder.
April 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A movie that takes place where you're from:
A picture of a cloudly landscape with an old black and white police car. Two men in dark suits and sunglasses are in the foreground. The text at the top reads "They'll never get caught. They're on a mission from God." Then at the bottom, it has the names of John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. The title is "The Blues Brothers."
April 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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the red and white BBC graphic for breaking news with "oh fuck what now" in the chevron.
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Older one of Ralph. He kinda resembles his half-siblings. :)
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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<3
A close-up of a black and white tuxedo cat with a very pink nose. He's lounging on a white carpeted cat tree.
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Game night with Ralph!
A black and white cat sitting on a table with various accoutrements for the game Frosthaven. A camera tripod for a friend of ours playing remotely is on Ralph's left, while underneath are a few bags of tokens for the monsters in the scenario. In front of Ralph's butt is a lavender card box with the Boneshaper emblem and my deck of cards. My character sheet is beside it.
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Here. Have a Ralph.
A black and white tuxedo kitty on his back with tummy exposed. His paws are stretched out above his head, and you can see pink and black toe beans of his right front paw.
March 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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A photoshop of Seth Moulton before a screen at the Gulu-Gulu Cafe and the following text: "Presidential Hopeful Seth Moulton Once Again Utilizes Gulu-Gulu Karaoke As Debate Stage SALEM — For the third consecutive Tuesday in a row, Presidential candidate and current state representative Seth Moulton has hijacked the Gulu-Gulu Cafe's karaoke night and pretended to join his fellow Democratic candidates on the debate stage for several hours. After failing to reach enough donations to make the main stage, Seth decided to park his car at his office yet again and waltz on over to the Gulu-Gulu cafe to proudly promote his positions on health care, climate change, and a New Voting Rights Act. "He just does this every week now, and it's pretty terrifying if I'm honest," said one patron who was in the middle of singing "Walk Like And Egyptian" before the state rep stormed the stage and said "game time" before ripping the microphone out of his hands. "I think the scariest bits are when he stands there silently when there's a commercial break going on in the actual debates," said another attendant. At closing time, Seth was seen standing outside of the restaurant by the Samantha statue with a banner that said "spin room.""
March 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I mean, good freaking luck doing this with just shuttle and ball thread. (From a Tina Frauberger pattern.)
White tatted lace against a scratched black desktop. The lace mimics roses.
February 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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@nonelvis.bsky.social You'd appreciate this one.
A BJ's review 5 stars, titled "Goy coconut milk" text of the review: "Love this product. Never go without and use all yr round for cooking, baking, in coffee and cereals. Versatile for all your needs"
February 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Got my pi corner set up. I don't have an hdmi adapter or a USB C power thingy. Should work fine after that, theoretically speaking.
A purple monitor stand on top of a black desk. There's a small portable monitor on top and a raspberry pi 4B in a grey and black case in front of it. To the left, there's a dirty keyboard.
February 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
garpu.bsky.social
Do you require cat pics?
A black and white "tuxedo" cat with a pink nose and white whiskers lies with his back against a jeans-clad leg. His eyes are closed.
December 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM