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i work all the time and then drink beers. i like games and star trek and impoverished gay people and i do not like police officers or people who try to sell me things. please be my friend or enemy
i work all the time and then drink beers. i like games and star trek and impoverished gay people and i do not like police officers or people who try to sell me things. please be my friend or enemy
met a dentist the other day just out n about. what a fuckin weirdo
December 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
met a dentist the other day just out n about. what a fuckin weirdo
worlds largest plinko machine vs worlds smallest plinko machine
December 15, 2024 at 7:11 AM
worlds largest plinko machine vs worlds smallest plinko machine
i could kill a bird with a cellular phone
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 PM
i could kill a bird with a cellular phone
if you duct taped live snakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the snakes and sharing the bounty with my snake appendages .
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 PM
if you duct taped live snakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the snakes and sharing the bounty with my snake appendages .
if you duct taped garden rakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the rakes and eating them
December 8, 2024 at 3:09 PM
if you duct taped garden rakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the rakes and eating them
i think if someone was challenged to kill me with a golf club under the condition that they could not hit me above the clavicle and they could only swing and not stab, i would probably live it. id bet the golf club would break before my body does.
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
i think if someone was challenged to kill me with a golf club under the condition that they could not hit me above the clavicle and they could only swing and not stab, i would probably live it. id bet the golf club would break before my body does.
shittin in the shower just to stomp it down the drain
December 6, 2024 at 11:37 AM
shittin in the shower just to stomp it down the drain
u can tell that bowling started off as a more fun and whimsical game similar to horseshoes but it was quickly twisted and fucked up into something darker. oil patterns?? ball weights?? bowling shoes, gloves, even shirts??? imagine if we had a type of shirt called a 'horseshoes shirt' absolutely not
December 2, 2024 at 11:02 AM
u can tell that bowling started off as a more fun and whimsical game similar to horseshoes but it was quickly twisted and fucked up into something darker. oil patterns?? ball weights?? bowling shoes, gloves, even shirts??? imagine if we had a type of shirt called a 'horseshoes shirt' absolutely not
mr. bean was so fuckin good they gotta make a Son of Mr. Bean
December 2, 2024 at 9:34 AM
mr. bean was so fuckin good they gotta make a Son of Mr. Bean
balatro could become the only Game Awards Game of the Year winner that you can reasonably play while on a rollercoaster.
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 AM
balatro could become the only Game Awards Game of the Year winner that you can reasonably play while on a rollercoaster.
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November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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i know im pure of heart bc i am kind to ppl even after the drugs run out.
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 AM
i know im pure of heart bc i am kind to ppl even after the drugs run out.
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it's crazy they'll hire me to work with a wood chipper considering how i act around the machine that returns the bowling balls
November 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
it's crazy they'll hire me to work with a wood chipper considering how i act around the machine that returns the bowling balls
i wish i had more water
November 13, 2024 at 5:55 AM
i wish i had more water
heads up if you're a gamer in your twenties and you're about to have sex with a gamer in her thirties and she says 'woot woot', that means she thinks the sex is going to be poggers
November 4, 2024 at 6:54 AM
heads up if you're a gamer in your twenties and you're about to have sex with a gamer in her thirties and she says 'woot woot', that means she thinks the sex is going to be poggers
why is it called a carnival cruise??? there's no elephants . or clowns or circus peanuts or The Scrambler™
October 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
why is it called a carnival cruise??? there's no elephants . or clowns or circus peanuts or The Scrambler™
hosting a 'The Girl Reading This' lookalike competition at the abandoned meat packing plant mid ight tonight
October 31, 2024 at 12:14 PM
hosting a 'The Girl Reading This' lookalike competition at the abandoned meat packing plant mid ight tonight
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This is what happens when you get your face sat on. Don't risk it
fondly remembering that time tng brought in aliens from the dr seuss extended universe for a crossover episode
October 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
This is what happens when you get your face sat on. Don't risk it
the most breedable pokemon is not vaporeon it is geodude
October 26, 2024 at 12:56 PM
the most breedable pokemon is not vaporeon it is geodude
imagining competitive strip poker where the meta is stacking as many layers of clothes on as u can before starting the game but u can't win every hand or u'll get heat stroke or somethin
October 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
imagining competitive strip poker where the meta is stacking as many layers of clothes on as u can before starting the game but u can't win every hand or u'll get heat stroke or somethin
this generation can't have a 'shitting dick nipples' because the market on ridiculously sexualized content is oversaturated. we get like fifteen equivalent 'shitting dick nipples' a day, so none of them stand out anymore. half the internet is at least as grimey as 'shitting dick nipples'
October 21, 2024 at 4:39 PM
this generation can't have a 'shitting dick nipples' because the market on ridiculously sexualized content is oversaturated. we get like fifteen equivalent 'shitting dick nipples' a day, so none of them stand out anymore. half the internet is at least as grimey as 'shitting dick nipples'
transgender women have an unfair advantage in pissing contests
October 21, 2024 at 9:14 AM
transgender women have an unfair advantage in pissing contests