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Diana
@garbados.myatproto.social
ancient, evil, hot. wandering trans aunt. hydrate or die straight

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someone made this out of one of my posts
THE BAH HUMBUG CREW REPORTS:
- FUCK YOUR PAPIST CALENDAR
- PROTESTANT COWARDS NEVER INVENTED THEIR OWN
- WHAT YOU CALL PAGANISM IS GRABBY-HANDED SYNCRETISM
- THE SOLSTICE MATTERS BECAUSE YOU LIVE ON EARTH
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It is meaningless to highlight the hypocrisy of evangelist and dominionist faithful because their god the Maw only eats words; it does not taste them.
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
haha "yes" i am, as you might say, "keeping it normal"
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
normal human things:
- big red diary marginalia saying "DO NOT BEMOAN THAT HUMAN SEMANTIC DENSITY IS COMPARATIVELY PUNY. THEY WILL EITHER NOT UNDERSTAND OR FEEL OFFENDED"
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
in my america you won't have to apologize for being white either because we destroyed whiteness entirely. also it's not called america anymore
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i should do blackout poetry of that fulnecky essay.

> WOMEN NATURALLY WANT TO DO ... THINGS
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent the morning after this looking up sleep paralysis demons. Many cultures tend to describe these visitor as "old hags" but I was like, eh, she was about my age. Not more than 40, I wager? Wait, am I an old hag??
["LIVING ALONE" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] SCREAM AT THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the final form of capitalist ambition is a server farm hosting a social media site where it talks to itself in a closed loop that their vapid uncriticality cannot distinguish from human life
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every bimbo is the smartest person u kno. Every himbo is the most empathetic. Every bull is approaching enlightenment by having zero thoughts. This is my experience.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Diana
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yeah bossmang, I have been struggling with motivation. Everyone I know is unemployed or near enough to it, unsheltered or starving or addicted just to cope, on and off what they're prescribed and can't get because fuck healthcare, sick and sick and sicker with or without insurance. Dawg it kills me.
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They call it a thirst trap because it summons drought. The more you know!
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I thought to myself, if the powerful are going to call me a villain, and they can't be persuaded otherwise, then why not indulge their nightmares?
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
["LIVING ALONE" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] SCREAM AT THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Do your homework.
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
no YOU'RE reading about mormonism for post-american idaho cult dystopias with trans protagonists
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
at the emo nite concert using audience energies to cast evil spells
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by Diana
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
went to a hiphop showcase. one of the best events in portland. i'm sort of agoraphobic so i don't make it out a lot, so i'm not a regular. i'm one of very few pale faces in the room, and also a trans woman with a loud voice, so when performers ask for audience participation, i'm *heard*, which...
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ancient, evil, hot
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ah, yet another reason for you to read it
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Diana
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[working at the nyt voice] i'm not crashing out over my employer being run by pedophiles. you're crashing out. you're the crashing-outer and you're only mad at me for being calm and collected and professional about the pedophile professionals who sign my checks
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[slams back a shot glass of habanero salsa] time to read the pervert mastermind diaries
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM