wow, big triple digits! do people call you an old soul? you look so spry and young, behind the veil. when anubis weighs your heart, can you tell how many hearts are on the scale? does ammut have a nickname for the taste of you?

i recently celebrated my trillionth, a few million ago.

maybe it’s just my stupid religion but you will eventually be another neck and wearing another boot and justice, utopia, enlightenment, are not personal comforts but universal struggles that require empathy. without it, your politics are a meaningless posture, your solidarity an illusion.

sorry, i work for a government that doesn't exist yet, so to me this whole "america" thing is just a passing fad

my opponent: there are plenty of good, upright patriots in the police force

me, rolling my eyes, making jerkoff motions:

i’m inclined to believe this post actually *was* him, which is why it seems so out of step. see also: pooping on protesters

this is my horrorcore band’s name

don’t tell kermit. or do. he makes such good faces.

We lift up our communities as we are able, especially as we become more able. If they aren’t your community, well…

(learning this lesson myself the hard way)