Del Monte
@galaxyfarfaraway.bsky.social
I write erotica, romance and fantasy and sometimes all three at once.
You can find my work here:
https://www.literotica.com/authors/WhiteTailDarkTip/works/stories
You can find my work here:
https://www.literotica.com/authors/WhiteTailDarkTip/works/stories
Stranger Things. Those bike lights are an awful lot brighter than the ones I remember from the 80’s!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Stranger Things. Those bike lights are an awful lot brighter than the ones I remember from the 80’s!
New iPhone driving me nuts! I’ve lost the password for an Apple email account and every time I open Mail I get an error message. I’ve contacted #Apple support three times and no response. Any ideas? Anyone?
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
New iPhone driving me nuts! I’ve lost the password for an Apple email account and every time I open Mail I get an error message. I’ve contacted #Apple support three times and no response. Any ideas? Anyone?
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
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Meanwhile the Brexit that this turdblossom agitated for is costing the UK £90Bn in lost tax revenue EVERY YEAR and not producing anything, while the "welfare regime" he's complaining about subsidizes low-income workers in employment and pays for free healthcare for all. Hypocrite.
Reflections on the budget from the head of Students4Reform
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Meanwhile the Brexit that this turdblossom agitated for is costing the UK £90Bn in lost tax revenue EVERY YEAR and not producing anything, while the "welfare regime" he's complaining about subsidizes low-income workers in employment and pays for free healthcare for all. Hypocrite.
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Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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A MEASURED PROPOSAL:
Donald J. Trump is suing the BBC for reporting on him—they edited down an interview of his and made him feel bad.
It is NOT SAFE to report on Donald J. Trump.
So I suggest that for safety all news channels should replace every mention of him with the Hypnotoad:
Donald J. Trump is suing the BBC for reporting on him—they edited down an interview of his and made him feel bad.
It is NOT SAFE to report on Donald J. Trump.
So I suggest that for safety all news channels should replace every mention of him with the Hypnotoad:
a cartoon of a frog with the words all glory to the hypnotoad below it
ALT: a cartoon of a frog with the words all glory to the hypnotoad below it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A MEASURED PROPOSAL:
Donald J. Trump is suing the BBC for reporting on him—they edited down an interview of his and made him feel bad.
It is NOT SAFE to report on Donald J. Trump.
So I suggest that for safety all news channels should replace every mention of him with the Hypnotoad:
Donald J. Trump is suing the BBC for reporting on him—they edited down an interview of his and made him feel bad.
It is NOT SAFE to report on Donald J. Trump.
So I suggest that for safety all news channels should replace every mention of him with the Hypnotoad:
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www.theoreads.com/story/996a16...
Reviews:
By Anonymous User
I’ll never look at a mechanical bull the same again!
Cherry rides the line between sweet and filthy...and whoo, I licked the plate clean! lol.
#erotica #theo #summertime #mechanicalbull #enemiestolovers #smalltown #smutsky #smut
Reviews:
By Anonymous User
I’ll never look at a mechanical bull the same again!
Cherry rides the line between sweet and filthy...and whoo, I licked the plate clean! lol.
#erotica #theo #summertime #mechanicalbull #enemiestolovers #smalltown #smutsky #smut
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
www.theoreads.com/story/996a16...
Reviews:
By Anonymous User
I’ll never look at a mechanical bull the same again!
Cherry rides the line between sweet and filthy...and whoo, I licked the plate clean! lol.
#erotica #theo #summertime #mechanicalbull #enemiestolovers #smalltown #smutsky #smut
Reviews:
By Anonymous User
I’ll never look at a mechanical bull the same again!
Cherry rides the line between sweet and filthy...and whoo, I licked the plate clean! lol.
#erotica #theo #summertime #mechanicalbull #enemiestolovers #smalltown #smutsky #smut
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The Halloween decorations are gone, now Lowe’s is pushing Christmas already. Where did Thanksgiving go?
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
#catsofbluesky
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Halloween decorations are gone, now Lowe’s is pushing Christmas already. Where did Thanksgiving go?
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#cats
#catsofbluesky
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Part II of my first novel, The Story of Nix, is live on @literotica.com today. After the amazingly positive feedback on Part I (especially from other authors), I hope Part II doesn’t disappoint.
www.literotica.com/s/the-story-...
www.literotica.com/s/the-story-...
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Part II of my first novel, The Story of Nix, is live on @literotica.com today. After the amazingly positive feedback on Part I (especially from other authors), I hope Part II doesn’t disappoint.
www.literotica.com/s/the-story-...
www.literotica.com/s/the-story-...
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Christina Hendricks
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christina Hendricks
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I’m your hostess for The #Valentines
2026 Competition on @literotica.com - it starts early January (details in the link) so time to start thinking / writing soon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
forum.literotica.com/threads/the-...
2026 Competition on @literotica.com - it starts early January (details in the link) so time to start thinking / writing soon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
forum.literotica.com/threads/the-...
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m your hostess for The #Valentines
2026 Competition on @literotica.com - it starts early January (details in the link) so time to start thinking / writing soon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
forum.literotica.com/threads/the-...
2026 Competition on @literotica.com - it starts early January (details in the link) so time to start thinking / writing soon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
forum.literotica.com/threads/the-...
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The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”
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Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress over two weeks ago, but Mike Johnson still hasn't sworn her in.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress over two weeks ago, but Mike Johnson still hasn't sworn her in.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
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Again #WritingCommunity please repost if you support #EroticWriting
Welcome to Day 4 of the @literotica.com #Halloween Competition #EroticWriting
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Again #WritingCommunity please repost if you support #EroticWriting
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Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
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Welcome to day three of the #Halloween 2025 Competition on @literotica.com #EroticWriting
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Welcome to day three of the #Halloween 2025 Competition on @literotica.com #EroticWriting
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
www.literotica.com/stories/cont...
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Yes! We love spookiness and creativity!
#spicybooks #spicywriters #spicyauthors #erotica #eroticaauthors #Eroticawriters #eroticstories #writers #writing #eroticwriterslift #booksky #erosky #smutsky #smut #creativity #encouragement #community #writingcommunity #LGBTQIA+ #NSFWartist #NSFwriting
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#spicybooks #spicywriters #spicyauthors #erotica #eroticaauthors #Eroticawriters #eroticstories #writers #writing #eroticwriterslift #booksky #erosky #smutsky #smut #creativity #encouragement #community #writingcommunity #LGBTQIA+ #NSFWartist #NSFwriting
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October 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yes! We love spookiness and creativity!
#spicybooks #spicywriters #spicyauthors #erotica #eroticaauthors #Eroticawriters #eroticstories #writers #writing #eroticwriterslift #booksky #erosky #smutsky #smut #creativity #encouragement #community #writingcommunity #LGBTQIA+ #NSFWartist #NSFwriting
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#spicybooks #spicywriters #spicyauthors #erotica #eroticaauthors #Eroticawriters #eroticstories #writers #writing #eroticwriterslift #booksky #erosky #smutsky #smut #creativity #encouragement #community #writingcommunity #LGBTQIA+ #NSFWartist #NSFwriting
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Can y'all PLEASE stop using the phrase "conspiracy theory" to mean any kind of bizarre fantasy, even ones that are LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, whether it involves a conspiracy or not?
Even a conspiracy HYPOTHESIS would need to be scientifically credible; anything that isn't is a bizarre cultic belief.
Even a conspiracy HYPOTHESIS would need to be scientifically credible; anything that isn't is a bizarre cultic belief.
September 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Can y'all PLEASE stop using the phrase "conspiracy theory" to mean any kind of bizarre fantasy, even ones that are LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, whether it involves a conspiracy or not?
Even a conspiracy HYPOTHESIS would need to be scientifically credible; anything that isn't is a bizarre cultic belief.
Even a conspiracy HYPOTHESIS would need to be scientifically credible; anything that isn't is a bizarre cultic belief.
Ain’t that the truth
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Ain’t that the truth
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Was looking for cooking instructions on a prepared meal (literally: "cook at 350 for 20 min" level instructions). Instead they had QR code on package with "scan for cooking instructions!" It led to a web page with instructions for two dozen prepared meals, none of which was the one I was preparing.
September 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Was looking for cooking instructions on a prepared meal (literally: "cook at 350 for 20 min" level instructions). Instead they had QR code on package with "scan for cooking instructions!" It led to a web page with instructions for two dozen prepared meals, none of which was the one I was preparing.
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🧵3/3 #AIJobLoss
Walmart isn't alone:
Accenture: "the firm is 'exiting' employees who can’t be retrained for AI"
Ford: "AI is going to replace literally half of all white-collar workers in the US"
Unlike globalization, Dems can still get ahead of this:
Walmart isn't alone:
Accenture: "the firm is 'exiting' employees who can’t be retrained for AI"
Ford: "AI is going to replace literally half of all white-collar workers in the US"
Unlike globalization, Dems can still get ahead of this:
Is A.I. The Way Forward For The Democrats?
“Up to half of the work at the company is now done by AI” - Marc Benioff, CEO of Salesforce - 1
open.substack.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
🧵3/3 #AIJobLoss
Walmart isn't alone:
Accenture: "the firm is 'exiting' employees who can’t be retrained for AI"
Ford: "AI is going to replace literally half of all white-collar workers in the US"
Unlike globalization, Dems can still get ahead of this:
Walmart isn't alone:
Accenture: "the firm is 'exiting' employees who can’t be retrained for AI"
Ford: "AI is going to replace literally half of all white-collar workers in the US"
Unlike globalization, Dems can still get ahead of this: