Gage Woolley
gagewoolley.bsky.social
Gage Woolley
@gagewoolley.bsky.social
Cincy boi. Degenerate. Soccer coach. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇵🇭
Tik Tok: @gagewoolley
IG: @gage_woolley
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I am not the president but I am asking companies to break federal law and promising that when I become president they won’t be held responsible because laws only apply if I, personally, want them to.

Cool. Cool.
Oh boy, here we go
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Make it make sense.
December 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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the hand up for eternity. the fall. I'm dying.
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Underrated aspect of this is how he nails the delivery—the cadence / tone is sports talk perfection 👌
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Dec 7
TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE 😤 😂
December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Yayyyy! 😍😍 we got her 🍻🍻
BULLYING WORKS Y’ALL
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Government for the people, amirite!?
Trump, who positions himself as a populist, "has assembled an administration of unprecedented, mind-boggling wealth, ⁦" Zachary Basu‬⁩ writes, not even counting Elon Musk. "It's not hyperbole to call this a government of billionaires." www.axios.com/2024/12/06/t...
Trump's billionaires set to take government by storm
At least 14 billionaires — and counting — will serve in the next Trump administration.
www.axios.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Buying this for my Filipino grandma. Truly the perfect gift. What ya think? @pablo.show @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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It is almost like this was predictable and yet there seems to be no self-reflection by the legacy media. Perhaps that is why they are losing trust, influence and customers.
During the campaign, Donald Trump swore he had “nothing to do with” Project 2025. Now, as president-elect, Trump has filled his administration with people who have ties to the right-wing policy blueprint that would overhaul the federal government. nyti.ms/3BhAxxA
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
This is literally my dream man 🤪
NEWS: Former Stanford star QB Andrew Luck is returning to the football program as general manager, the school announced Saturday.

More ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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"You are an abuser of women": The searing email that Pete Hegseth's own mother sent him in 2018 accusing him of sleeping around, cheating on his wife and debasing and belittling women. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
Text of the Email That Pete Hegseth’s Mother Sent Him
Penelope Hegseth sent the email to her son in 2018 as he was in the middle of divorcing his wife, Samantha.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Rudy Giuliani whining about not having any money or savings is my favorite Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I’m sorry but “greatest athlete in sports history” 😂😂😂 and I PAY for this subscription every year 🤪 he’s barely top 25 all time in baseball ATM
Shohei Ohtani’s performance at the 2023 World Baseball Classic cemented his place as an international icon.

It was a signature moment for one of the greatest athletes in all of sports history. It was also a signature moment for New Balance.

Read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 AM
This is a low estimate I’m sure. And MAGA will argue it’s worth it lmfaoooo 🙃
Trump’s mass deportation plan will cost $88 billion a year, the American Immigration Council estimates -- nearly twice the budget of the National Institutes of Health and four times NASA’s budget. ⁦‪German Lopez www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/b...
Donald Trump’s Immigration Plans
We explore Trump’s mass deportation goals.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Hawks fans chanting "the Earth is round" as Kyrie Irving goes to the line
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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I lament the political grifters that just joined Bluesky but I absolutely celebrate all the normal people who have just joined Bluesky. All the people responding to movie trailers with “wow! Looks neat!” and taking pictures of their dinner? I love that shit you are my king and queen
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
How I’ve felt since Nov 5
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Kacey Musgraves likes gay people more than gay people like gay people
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Just another #gay migrating from twitter 🥰
November 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM