yeah I saw wicked for good. Oz has gone woke!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yeah I saw wicked for good. Oz has gone woke!!
The Laffy Taffy vs Airheads debate is OVER.
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Laffy Taffy vs Airheads debate is OVER.
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Now that the dust has settled I have developed a list of thanksgiving dishes that would be improved upon by replacing them entirely with cole slaw:
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Now that the dust has settled I have developed a list of thanksgiving dishes that would be improved upon by replacing them entirely with cole slaw:
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
They knocked up Carly Rae Jepsen
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They knocked up Carly Rae Jepsen
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
My dad is a Mariah Carey Christmas hipster or something. He insists that All I Want For Christmas Is You is not her best Christmas song and keeps yammering on like “don’t talk to me if you haven’t heart Lil Snowman” ???
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My dad is a Mariah Carey Christmas hipster or something. He insists that All I Want For Christmas Is You is not her best Christmas song and keeps yammering on like “don’t talk to me if you haven’t heart Lil Snowman” ???
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good morning to penn state fans comparing their own program to epstein
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
good morning to penn state fans comparing their own program to epstein
RIP to Paul Tagliabue who guided the NFL through the Monica Lewinsky scandal and the invention of the McGriddle
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to Paul Tagliabue who guided the NFL through the Monica Lewinsky scandal and the invention of the McGriddle
used to be that SpongeBob was a tv show. Now they’re putting him in movies. I don’t agree with it but I’ll fight to the death for their right to do it
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
used to be that SpongeBob was a tv show. Now they’re putting him in movies. I don’t agree with it but I’ll fight to the death for their right to do it
As a bad person, you hate to see what’s happening with Penn State football
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
As a bad person, you hate to see what’s happening with Penn State football
The Chicago Cubs: Cowards. And pissants. Philanderers. Rabble-rousers. Idk. Curmudgeons. Ne’er dowels. Philanthropists? Queefbuckets. The yin and the yang. The billy goat’s muff
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Chicago Cubs: Cowards. And pissants. Philanderers. Rabble-rousers. Idk. Curmudgeons. Ne’er dowels. Philanthropists? Queefbuckets. The yin and the yang. The billy goat’s muff
I’ve never seen back to back pantry dropper sets like Leon Bridges and Hozier last night at Ohana Fest. The lawn was a flood zone. The fellas were all lookin around at each other like you’re seeing this right
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve never seen back to back pantry dropper sets like Leon Bridges and Hozier last night at Ohana Fest. The lawn was a flood zone. The fellas were all lookin around at each other like you’re seeing this right
If the gators only knew /
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If the gators only knew /
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@costco I see u already got the Christmas trees out
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@costco I see u already got the Christmas trees out
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
sheesh take it easy on the guy
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sheesh take it easy on the guy
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“I want to look like 2000s Joe Paterno, my friends all look like 2000s Joe Paterno,” the kids are saying.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“I want to look like 2000s Joe Paterno, my friends all look like 2000s Joe Paterno,” the kids are saying.
Gonna reiterate my take that they should make the Notre Dame pants match the helmet. The pants are diarrhea color, for whatever reason. That’s their choice. Make em sparkly like the helmet. Or make the helmet diarrhea. I don’t care. What they’re doing is dumb
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gonna reiterate my take that they should make the Notre Dame pants match the helmet. The pants are diarrhea color, for whatever reason. That’s their choice. Make em sparkly like the helmet. Or make the helmet diarrhea. I don’t care. What they’re doing is dumb
despite carefully curating my feed to exclusively show me big natties, every day IG is desperate to tell me that Bruce Willis doesn’t remember who he is anymore
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
despite carefully curating my feed to exclusively show me big natties, every day IG is desperate to tell me that Bruce Willis doesn’t remember who he is anymore
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many people are wondering if psu stands for poop state. on account of because their school is poop
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many people are wondering if psu stands for poop state. on account of because their school is poop
Moved to the west coast & immediately established my dominance as a blood donor. I grew up in Appalachia so I was brought up on bleeding
The San Diego blood bank calls me the Baby Saver
Happy to do it but they really wanna suck me dry before I cash out on earth here
The San Diego blood bank calls me the Baby Saver
Happy to do it but they really wanna suck me dry before I cash out on earth here
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Moved to the west coast & immediately established my dominance as a blood donor. I grew up in Appalachia so I was brought up on bleeding
The San Diego blood bank calls me the Baby Saver
Happy to do it but they really wanna suck me dry before I cash out on earth here
The San Diego blood bank calls me the Baby Saver
Happy to do it but they really wanna suck me dry before I cash out on earth here
Theo Fallon and Brayden Strait are good guys, undoubtedly, but they’re hardly Player of the Year caliber. They simply don’t have the juice.
The Nor’easters are powered by that Italian engine in the middle 🇮🇹
Ocean City fans know
The Nor’easters are powered by that Italian engine in the middle 🇮🇹
Ocean City fans know
August 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Theo Fallon and Brayden Strait are good guys, undoubtedly, but they’re hardly Player of the Year caliber. They simply don’t have the juice.
The Nor’easters are powered by that Italian engine in the middle 🇮🇹
Ocean City fans know
The Nor’easters are powered by that Italian engine in the middle 🇮🇹
Ocean City fans know
I’ll just say this up front: I would never unveil a Tom Brady statue. Keep that shit veiled. Jesus
August 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’ll just say this up front: I would never unveil a Tom Brady statue. Keep that shit veiled. Jesus
Lotta slaw discourse lately
I’m above the fray
Few have had as many bad slaws as me
And fewer will know what it is to find the Golden Crunch when the cabbage colossals have descended upon our mortal plain, their coital embrace commingling an explosion of acid and cream
To the haters, I wish peace
I’m above the fray
Few have had as many bad slaws as me
And fewer will know what it is to find the Golden Crunch when the cabbage colossals have descended upon our mortal plain, their coital embrace commingling an explosion of acid and cream
To the haters, I wish peace
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lotta slaw discourse lately
I’m above the fray
Few have had as many bad slaws as me
And fewer will know what it is to find the Golden Crunch when the cabbage colossals have descended upon our mortal plain, their coital embrace commingling an explosion of acid and cream
To the haters, I wish peace
I’m above the fray
Few have had as many bad slaws as me
And fewer will know what it is to find the Golden Crunch when the cabbage colossals have descended upon our mortal plain, their coital embrace commingling an explosion of acid and cream
To the haters, I wish peace
had really gotten my hopes up about dying in a tsunami
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
had really gotten my hopes up about dying in a tsunami