sheesh take it easy on the guy

Bart, Lisa, Maggie - from the Simpson show. What is going on with their hair? It would seem their hair is actually just their skin. This is distinct from their parents & seemingly all other characters. In this way it is as if they have large malignant tumors-or worse yet, something far more sinister

Inspired to create a new day to celebrate the existential hole in the calendar on the day between April Fools Day and my birthday.
Some ideas for April 2 follow. Sound off if you have ideas

vibe check

Jade Carey always be looking like she just got adopted by some people that she does not like but she knows they’re not going to be a problem for her much longer