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Gabbertoons
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Edritch love child of Hestia, Folgers, and a haunted Scrabble board that only works with the OED. Culinary experimentalist. 🔪 Bibliophile. 📚 Ailurophile. 🐈 Father to the Gabbercats. Recipes, cats, and cat-free recipes @ https://imgur.com/user/gabbertoons
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Hello All,

I've got a sick kitty and we are fighting but tapped out after pricey vet bills. We need to raise money for the evaluation in a week, plus more meds & supplies for at-home care. Trenta is just two. Thanks for reading, here's the link: gofund.me/441036b9f
Donate to Help Trenta Fight for Her Life, organized by Christopher Gabbert
This is Trenta, a two-year-old rescued by my kind friends and TNR people. Trenta an… Christopher Gabbert needs your support for Help Trenta Fight for Her Life
gofund.me
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

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November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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🎯
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Omg this is so cool

Discovered the very first hoofed animal and it isn't a mammal

arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Wyoming dinosaur mummies give us a new view of duck-billed species
Exquisitely preserved fossils come from a single site in Wyoming.
arstechnica.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I CME what you did there.
Amazing #aurora photos capture the ‘sky on fire.' #photography #video #AuroraBorealis

Link for more photos and video: earthsky.org/todays-image...
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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What Bongino does here is address this story by going after this Daily Mail headline. But this story was broken by ProPublica, and it said that Bongino was able to skip the polygraph portion of the background check, which was highly unusual. He chooses not to respond to that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Those white kids should learn their history better. This is not the Confederate flag. That flag is pure white.

Also those white kids are assholes, and the adults are for encouraging their behavior while putting their boots on the throats of the black students.
Yes, sadly it is real.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/14/ -11/15/2025:
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta is strongly fighting any feedings. She's just as bad as getting oral medications. Those go first so at least that's covered. She does ok with the subcutaneous fluids, so that's the regimen now: IV, then purrito-ing, then meds, then
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Some news: tomorrow at 9am, Ted Koppel + CBS Sunday Morning will air a two-part story on the devastating surge of full-time workers being pushed into homelessness.

I'll be interviewed along with two families from There Is No Place for Us. It would mean a lot if you'd watch and help spread the word.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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@repdangoldman.bsky.social is the best. We need more members of Congress like him.
👏👏👏
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I guess the Bitchin' Kitchen already had an arm twisting scheduled.
“.. in the Situation Room.” 👀
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/12/2025:
gofund.me/e6ca70a57

Today was a hard day for us both. I know there will be some, but after a long positive trend, it can be confusing. Trenta kept to her own quiet spot behind the couch and didn't come out as much today except for water. However, she showed
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just watched Rep. Grijalva's address to the House after her swearing in.

She opened in Spanish! Shee spanked the House for delays, the shutdown, and abdicating to Trump. Also Johnson in all but name, citing his abuse of power in disenfranchising her constituents.

She gave a shout out to the
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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The first and last lines of Joni Ernst’s legacy as a human on earth will be that she was instrumental in the confirmation of the Sec of Defense most hostile to women serving in military, and she knew that when she voted for him.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@georgetakei.bsky.social for the win! 🏆

Ladies and gentlemen, Senator John Fecklessman: I got mine, I'm pulling up the rope ladder behind me.
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Gosh, that's some progress. They've moved from concepts of ideas to ideas just on the tips of their tongues about the ideas. Now they just need to ideate on the ideas to reach fully formed notions and options. Then something about...underwear? Then PROFIT!! 🧷
FOX NEWS: So what would Trumpcare look like?

DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
For such a successful businessman, he sure is arithmetically challenged. $3.000,000,000,000 ≠ $195,000,000,000.

I guess all those zeroes kind of whizz around his head like bluebirds and stars around a Looney Tunes character's head.

Let's call him Elmer F.U.D.D.
Fear, Uncertainity, Doubt, Duh.
Saying you inadvertently backed the US into a “National Security Event” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
So much winning. So much cruel stupidity.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Trenta Update for 11/11/2025:
https://gofund.me/e6ca70a57

Today Trenta saw the regular vet for a follow-up evaluation. She was bright eyed and alert for the visit and when she got home. The problem is she's still not eating.

Even when obviously excited–but not fearful–at the vet's, she (1/7)
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Even though this happened two weeks ago I just saw it. ICE shoot a US Marshall. This is how untrained these idiots are.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
ICE agent wounds deputy U.S. marshal and TikTok streamer, who is charged with assault
Carlitos Ricardo Parias was charged Tuesday night with assault on a federal officer after the immigration operation in L.A. in which the suspect and a U.S. marshal were injured.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
As long as Schumer is trying to surf the buffeting calls for a new Senate Minority Leader, he should probably update his official portrait. Here's a suggestion.

Also, calling the breaking Senators the Feckless Eight from now on. Selling us down the river for a pinkie promise from monsters.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Especially now since the Senate Democrats are selling us out for a pinky swear to the bullies.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM