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Gabbertoons
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Edritch love child of Hestia, Folgers, and a haunted Scrabble board that only works with the OED. Culinary experimentalist. 🔪 Bibliophile. 📚 Ailurophile. 🐈 Father to the Gabbercats. Recipes, cats, and cat-free recipes @ https://imgur.com/user/gabbertoons
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/12/2025:
gofund.me/e6ca70a57

Today was a hard day for us both. I know there will be some, but after a long positive trend, it can be confusing. Trenta kept to her own quiet spot behind the couch and didn't come out as much today except for water. However, she showed
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
As long as Schumer is trying to surf the buffeting calls for a new Senate Minority Leader, he should probably update his official portrait. Here's a suggestion.

Also, calling the breaking Senators the Feckless Eight from now on. Selling us down the river for a pinkie promise from monsters.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trenta Update 11-10-2025: gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta's not eating still, but she acts extremely interested in food up until she sniffs it. She licks at it, maybe takes up a little. So I've been forcing some food into her along with her potassium, antibiotics, FIP, and anti-nauseau meds. Not fun, b
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Very late last night, this morning, and today, Trenta looks to me to have improved. I'm hoping the Tuesday evaluation agrees with me!

Last night and a couple of times this morning and afternoon, she came out of her hutch, walking gingerly but steadily, and checked things gofund.me/e6ca70a57
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
UPDATE 11/8/25: It's very hard to tell how she's doing. She seems weaker but she's been out several times this morning and afternoon to drink water. She put up a much more vocal fight with her oral medications this morning. She even ate a tiny bit of stinky Fancy Feast tuna!

gofund.me/e6ca70a57
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/7, Evening:

Many heartfelt thanks to everyone for chipping in or boosting her GoFundMe! Thanks to you we scheduled her follow-up evaluation on Tuesday.

She drank on her own three times today, and got to the litter box twice. Fingers and whiskers crossed! gofund.me/e6ca70a57
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A whole dynasty of flavor!
September 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's really nobody's business but the Turks', though. #Gabbercats #TMBG
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Is it Restaurant Week in DC? Because it seems you can find Jackboots a la Epstein everywhere.

Wanna bet if anything about Kiddie Diddler Island makes it to either floor, there will a "crime wave" that shuts down the Capitol?
August 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Now how am I going to get my Turkish Delight, mithril, chocolate frogs, Orcs, Longbottom Leaf, dragons, vibranium, hammers, monoliths, or potatoes?
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The company that opened the NYSE today—the day the market lost closed with a historic loss thanks to Orange Shitler's tarrifs against allies and penguins alike—was newly listed NewsMax. 😹

Ruddy Ghouliani (aka Simon Bar Sinister) was on the podium as a NewsMax guest. 😹😹
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's a ridiculous 72F here and Mario has taken his front window spot again.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
...continued presentation of the recorded phenomenon.
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A new mystery has sprung forth for contemplation: Bluesky's "Similar Accounts" recommendations on @fesshole.bsky.social 's page are all furry accounts. I don't think I've ever even had such a close bunched set without an obvious connection before. This is something like a nascent B3ta post.
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
If you see this, post a witch.
January 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Intermittent Imgur Retread Post No. X+Y?

Back in more innocent times, I thought Xitler's rebranding of Twitter was the Dunning Kruger Effect in action, so I made this for Imgur. If only that had been the extent of it.

imgur.com/gallery/Z9dy...

#Xitter #Barbenheim #Imgur #Tesla #Twitter
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Intermittent Imgur Retread Post No. 369

As one brilliant friend put it after I sent this to him, “I, no robot!”

Captured in the wild from the awesome John W. Knott, Jr. Bookseller site: (www.jwkbooks.com).

#ScreenShotHumor #ScienceFiction #SciFiCommunity #IsaacAsimov #Captcha
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Agreed.
January 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Simply join our Away Mission Club™️! #StarTrek #Redshirts
January 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's like a late night cable ad for John Barron's Totally Not Stolen Used Kia Dealership.

Tim and Eric are right now sitting slack jawed in awe.
November 4, 2024 at 6:22 AM
October 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Is JD Vance a Klingon?

Keep your quadrotriticale close, folks.
October 2, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Meanwhile their reps also play budget games with FEMA whe pretending they care.
October 1, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Drew Friedman thought as much. An excellent collection of Frieman's work is "The Fun Never Stops".
books.google.com/books/about/...
September 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Prince Mario vs. the Impertinent Banana
September 22, 2024 at 6:36 AM