The Savvy Millennial™
@g-r-a-g.bsky.social
Japanese–English translator but not the cool kind whose name shows up in credits. I try to at least be a reasonably good person.
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Begin the day with an empty fridge
And a post-it unobtrusive
Your eaten plums are so elusive
But they were delish, so sweet and so cold
And a post-it unobtrusive
Your eaten plums are so elusive
But they were delish, so sweet and so cold
occasionally on buses there’ll be a brief stop where the driver gets off and takes the fare box, as another driver gets on with a replacement, a ritual known as the Guarding of the Change
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
occasionally on buses there’ll be a brief stop where the driver gets off and takes the fare box, as another driver gets on with a replacement, a ritual known as the Guarding of the Change
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
I forgot to read the label at the Ghibli store and I wound up buying a towel with the Jesus from the Big Lebowski and Irving from Severance on it
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I forgot to read the label at the Ghibli store and I wound up buying a towel with the Jesus from the Big Lebowski and Irving from Severance on it
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
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I know I shouldn't get my hopes up with Sean but this interaction made me physically ill
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I know I shouldn't get my hopes up with Sean but this interaction made me physically ill
made the mistake of remembering that the American Pokémon TV show theme is basically store-brand Jim Steinman and now I keep hearing it in my head being sung by Meat Loaf
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
made the mistake of remembering that the American Pokémon TV show theme is basically store-brand Jim Steinman and now I keep hearing it in my head being sung by Meat Loaf
working on my new rock opera biopic, Ringo Starr Superjesus
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
working on my new rock opera biopic, Ringo Starr Superjesus
one phenomenon that feels like it's a major bottleneck holding back progress is that a lot of people massively overestimate the value of being Correct and massively underestimate the value of not simply being an annoying person to be around
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
one phenomenon that feels like it's a major bottleneck holding back progress is that a lot of people massively overestimate the value of being Correct and massively underestimate the value of not simply being an annoying person to be around
Let’s be real: at this point, Duo’s usual diet is no longer mice
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Let’s be real: at this point, Duo’s usual diet is no longer mice
concepts love to be personified
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
concepts love to be personified
most religious establishments offer ways for you to pray for the salvation of someone’s soul, so there’s a clear gap in the market for a place you can go to pay money to ensure someone’s soul burns in hell forever
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
most religious establishments offer ways for you to pray for the salvation of someone’s soul, so there’s a clear gap in the market for a place you can go to pay money to ensure someone’s soul burns in hell forever
it’s interesting to think about how the main thing that gave Bluesky The Juice™ was a zillion Brazilians moving over from Twitter because they were forced to, and then what took The Juice away was a bunch of Americans moving over from Twitter by choice
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
it’s interesting to think about how the main thing that gave Bluesky The Juice™ was a zillion Brazilians moving over from Twitter because they were forced to, and then what took The Juice away was a bunch of Americans moving over from Twitter by choice
breakfast is the only meal it’s socially acceptable to dedicate a nook to
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
breakfast is the only meal it’s socially acceptable to dedicate a nook to
one of the best stupid things about being way too unhealthily into Deltarune lore bullshit is that a blurred screenshot of the chapter 4 last boss fight is arguably more of a spoiler than a clear screenshot
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
one of the best stupid things about being way too unhealthily into Deltarune lore bullshit is that a blurred screenshot of the chapter 4 last boss fight is arguably more of a spoiler than a clear screenshot
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The time I tried to make the audience sponsor icons jump up and down appreciatively at the end of #RAMP2025 but I forgot which axis was vertical so they all just left in disgust
September 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The time I tried to make the audience sponsor icons jump up and down appreciatively at the end of #RAMP2025 but I forgot which axis was vertical so they all just left in disgust
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Today is #IndigenousPeoplesDay, so I hope you'll play my work-in-progress game demo about #Choctaw language and culture:
tomatogame.itch.io/halito-tomato
OR if you'd just rather read about the backstory instead, it would make me very happy:
halito.tomato.game/about/
Thanks for your time! YAKOKE!
tomatogame.itch.io/halito-tomato
OR if you'd just rather read about the backstory instead, it would make me very happy:
halito.tomato.game/about/
Thanks for your time! YAKOKE!
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today is #IndigenousPeoplesDay, so I hope you'll play my work-in-progress game demo about #Choctaw language and culture:
tomatogame.itch.io/halito-tomato
OR if you'd just rather read about the backstory instead, it would make me very happy:
halito.tomato.game/about/
Thanks for your time! YAKOKE!
tomatogame.itch.io/halito-tomato
OR if you'd just rather read about the backstory instead, it would make me very happy:
halito.tomato.game/about/
Thanks for your time! YAKOKE!
declaring a fatwa banning the use of “nestled” to describe where a place is located
October 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
declaring a fatwa banning the use of “nestled” to describe where a place is located
Sandra Day Arcana is this anything
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sandra Day Arcana is this anything
suddenly staring off at the horizon at the realization that “gentrify” has become the leftist-coded version of using “woke” to mean “they changed some random thing and now it’s bad because it’s different from what I remember”
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
suddenly staring off at the horizon at the realization that “gentrify” has become the leftist-coded version of using “woke” to mean “they changed some random thing and now it’s bad because it’s different from what I remember”
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making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
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found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs
February 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs
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we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
I feel like my induction cooktop is the most casually “Star Trek prop” technology I own in my home
October 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I feel like my induction cooktop is the most casually “Star Trek prop” technology I own in my home
wearing a pair of shorts with suspenders that only go halfway up to my shoulders
September 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
wearing a pair of shorts with suspenders that only go halfway up to my shoulders