Melanie
@furthermore-susan.bsky.social
Childless parrot lady. 🦜
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I was able to get my covid booster this year! How? By lying and saying I'm a smoker. 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I was able to get my covid booster this year! How? By lying and saying I'm a smoker. 🙃
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TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES:
If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES:
If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
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The country is being run by drug addicts, reality tv stars and fox news hosts.
May 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The country is being run by drug addicts, reality tv stars and fox news hosts.
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May 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
March 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
I know that I need to do one of these sinus rinse things... but I just can't physically make myself actually go through with it. 🤢
February 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I know that I need to do one of these sinus rinse things... but I just can't physically make myself actually go through with it. 🤢
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
Dear @fetterman.senate.gov, disrespectfully, EAT SHIT.
I am beyond embarrassed that I enthusiastically voted for you.
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I am beyond embarrassed that I enthusiastically voted for you.
🖕🏼
The Senate CONFIRMS Pam Bondi to be Attorney General, 54-46. Senator Fetterman was the sole Democrat to vote in favor.
February 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Dear @fetterman.senate.gov, disrespectfully, EAT SHIT.
I am beyond embarrassed that I enthusiastically voted for you.
🖕🏼
I am beyond embarrassed that I enthusiastically voted for you.
🖕🏼
👏🏻 Katarina Stratford 👏🏻
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
👏🏻 Katarina Stratford 👏🏻
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We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
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You know what would be great is if these weird assholes could get to know exactly one trans person and see that they're just people trying to get by like everyone else
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You know what would be great is if these weird assholes could get to know exactly one trans person and see that they're just people trying to get by like everyone else
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We could’ve had Tim 😭
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We could’ve had Tim 😭
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Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares: You have no standards! Where’s the quality of your food?!?
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
January 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares: You have no standards! Where’s the quality of your food?!?
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
This was basically impossible. I'm pretty confident that at least two of these categories should involve the Spice Girls.
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This was basically impossible. I'm pretty confident that at least two of these categories should involve the Spice Girls.
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Gotta love the British press.
January 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gotta love the British press.
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Someone said that Mark Zuckerberg is the human equivalent to a hotel room cuck chair.
January 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Someone said that Mark Zuckerberg is the human equivalent to a hotel room cuck chair.
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Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?