Mike Molitor
@funny-faces.bsky.social
We made music it’s pretty good @jonbois.bsky.social
‘BS’ is the first, and possibly final, album from Chicago indie rock outfit Beauty Saloon, serving as a brief yet thorough document of the band’s career. @verticalcoffin.bsky.social reviews the brand new 11-song collection. swimintothesound.com/blog/2025/5/...
Beauty Saloon – BS | Album Review — Swim Into The Sound
By the time you finish reading this sentence, Beauty Saloon may have already broken up. The on-again-off-again Chicago group has been relaxing under the radar for over a year and a half, quietly assem...
swimintothesound.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We made music it’s pretty good @jonbois.bsky.social
I made music
(It streams everywhere, not just the goofy green nordic streamin’ app)
open.spotify.com/album/7IaT2y...
(It streams everywhere, not just the goofy green nordic streamin’ app)
open.spotify.com/album/7IaT2y...
No One to Feed
Beauty Saloon · Single · 2025 · 1 songs
open.spotify.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I made music
(It streams everywhere, not just the goofy green nordic streamin’ app)
open.spotify.com/album/7IaT2y...
(It streams everywhere, not just the goofy green nordic streamin’ app)
open.spotify.com/album/7IaT2y...
Let it be known——— i am a Vastly better Home Cook than cheffe Bobby Flat.
April 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Let it be known——— i am a Vastly better Home Cook than cheffe Bobby Flat.
Real toughie today
Wordle 1,380 6/6
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March 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Real toughie today
Wordle 1,380 6/6
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Wordle 1,380 6/6
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Me, literally anytime i feel even slightly overtaxed at work
March 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me, literally anytime i feel even slightly overtaxed at work
Fart art start cart chart mart heart part dart …..
a man in a police uniform is talking to another man who is riding a scooter and says the mind
ALT: a man in a police uniform is talking to another man who is riding a scooter and says the mind
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fart art start cart chart mart heart part dart …..
Learning that justin kuritzkes wrote the challengers screenplay has blown my mind this morning, dudes been cookin’ for 15+ years now
m.youtube.com/watch?v=59JF...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=59JF...
Dance All Night with my Wife
YouTube video by Justin Kuritzkes
m.youtube.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Learning that justin kuritzkes wrote the challengers screenplay has blown my mind this morning, dudes been cookin’ for 15+ years now
m.youtube.com/watch?v=59JF...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=59JF...
Joe biden sleeptalking …. ‘Shrinkflation boogeyman…. Gonna get me… and my fellow americans’…
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
theonion.com/egg-companie...
theonion.com/egg-companie...
March 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Joe biden sleeptalking …. ‘Shrinkflation boogeyman…. Gonna get me… and my fellow americans’…
Roses are roses violets are violets, i am selling a cheap but quality starter violin
Violin - $75
This poetry - free but not good
Violin - $75
This poetry - free but not good
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Roses are roses violets are violets, i am selling a cheap but quality starter violin
Violin - $75
This poetry - free but not good
Violin - $75
This poetry - free but not good
It’s been right infront of us this whole time
March 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s been right infront of us this whole time
EVERYTHING ISSSSS UHHH
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old ...
theonion.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
EVERYTHING ISSSSS UHHH
Ro
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Tic
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@jonbois.bsky.social Bob Beamon, long jump world record demolisher and a subject in your Bob Emergency doc? Dude’s become a hip hop-jazz drummer in his mid 70s
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olymp...
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olymp...
He’s 77, an Olympic legend and just made a hip-hop jazz album
Bob Beamon’s 54-year-old Olympic long jump record is one of the Games’ most unbreakable. Now, at 77, he has started a new life as a percussionist for a hip-hop jazz band.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social Bob Beamon, long jump world record demolisher and a subject in your Bob Emergency doc? Dude’s become a hip hop-jazz drummer in his mid 70s
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olymp...
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olymp...
My most millenial trait is telling people that i want to downgrade to a flip phone after this iPhone I’m using finally conks out while knowing that I’ll never really do that
February 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My most millenial trait is telling people that i want to downgrade to a flip phone after this iPhone I’m using finally conks out while knowing that I’ll never really do that
Reposted by Mike Molitor
physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
Trump is becoming every bit of a colonizer that James K. Polk and Andrew Jackson famously were.
“Let’s march the surviving, starved, war-torn Gazans from their homes, keep them out, and desecrate the resting sites of their murdered families with a couple Trump Hotels”
Jfc… #Gaza #freepalestine
“Let’s march the surviving, starved, war-torn Gazans from their homes, keep them out, and desecrate the resting sites of their murdered families with a couple Trump Hotels”
Jfc… #Gaza #freepalestine
President Trump promised voters he wouldn’t waste precious American lives and taxpayer dollars on far-off wars and nation building.
But just weeks into his second term, he's laid out plans to “take over” Gaza, reclaim the Panama Canal and buy Greenland.
But just weeks into his second term, he's laid out plans to “take over” Gaza, reclaim the Panama Canal and buy Greenland.
With Gaza rehab plan and other foreign policy ideas, President Trump goes from America First to America Everywhere
The rhetorical shift from America First to America Everywhere is leaving even some of his allies slack-jawed — and wondering if he’s really serious.
trib.al
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Trump is becoming every bit of a colonizer that James K. Polk and Andrew Jackson famously were.
“Let’s march the surviving, starved, war-torn Gazans from their homes, keep them out, and desecrate the resting sites of their murdered families with a couple Trump Hotels”
Jfc… #Gaza #freepalestine
“Let’s march the surviving, starved, war-torn Gazans from their homes, keep them out, and desecrate the resting sites of their murdered families with a couple Trump Hotels”
Jfc… #Gaza #freepalestine
Taking the politically-bold and controversial step of declaring this a staunch pro-olive Bluesky account.
Protect the Innocent, that’s what I say
Protect the Innocent, that’s what I say
February 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Taking the politically-bold and controversial step of declaring this a staunch pro-olive Bluesky account.
Protect the Innocent, that’s what I say
Protect the Innocent, that’s what I say
Illinois ppl shout yourselves out in replies, all hail JayBis PritzKhan
February 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Illinois ppl shout yourselves out in replies, all hail JayBis PritzKhan
This haiku is titled “Pot-assium”
Vitamins are key
RFK is sadly right
Pot Ass? I YUMMMM, dude.
#RFKjr #haiku #PoetLaureate
Vitamins are key
RFK is sadly right
Pot Ass? I YUMMMM, dude.
#RFKjr #haiku #PoetLaureate
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This haiku is titled “Pot-assium”
Vitamins are key
RFK is sadly right
Pot Ass? I YUMMMM, dude.
#RFKjr #haiku #PoetLaureate
Vitamins are key
RFK is sadly right
Pot Ass? I YUMMMM, dude.
#RFKjr #haiku #PoetLaureate
This shit is absolutely mind boggling to me—if it’s not automated work (it must be), then it’s a bright red flag that the user is disturbed
January 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This shit is absolutely mind boggling to me—if it’s not automated work (it must be), then it’s a bright red flag that the user is disturbed
Meth 2: gonna be a methy cleanup
The University of Chicago is partnering with a health care investment firm that has pledged up to $130 million to help turn the school’s research and discoveries into medications more quickly.
University of Chicago enters $130M partnership to develop new drugs
The university and Deerfield Management are partnering on the initiative, called Hyde Park Discovery.
www.chicagotribune.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Meth 2: gonna be a methy cleanup
Hittin’ the big time (bought 2 aldi brand pringles tubes instead of 1)
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hittin’ the big time (bought 2 aldi brand pringles tubes instead of 1)
M u s k needs to get M a n g i o n e ‘ d
January 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
M u s k needs to get M a n g i o n e ‘ d
January 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think elon musk just craves the edginess. He’s the ultimate troll. a sad, maybe happy man who craves tech industry domination and is achieving it
JD Vance though? Tom
cotton? Gaetz? DeSantis? MTG? Boebert? They give me Fascist vibes
And Democrats give me UK 1938 appeasing the nazis policy vibes
JD Vance though? Tom
cotton? Gaetz? DeSantis? MTG? Boebert? They give me Fascist vibes
And Democrats give me UK 1938 appeasing the nazis policy vibes
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I think elon musk just craves the edginess. He’s the ultimate troll. a sad, maybe happy man who craves tech industry domination and is achieving it
JD Vance though? Tom
cotton? Gaetz? DeSantis? MTG? Boebert? They give me Fascist vibes
And Democrats give me UK 1938 appeasing the nazis policy vibes
JD Vance though? Tom
cotton? Gaetz? DeSantis? MTG? Boebert? They give me Fascist vibes
And Democrats give me UK 1938 appeasing the nazis policy vibes
Ben Johnson got inaugurated today!!!! BEAR DOWN!
January 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ben Johnson got inaugurated today!!!! BEAR DOWN!