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@funkynewt.bsky.social
Escaped X with my brain intact.
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It’s not the resignation I was hoping for but
I’ll take it ✨
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Whoever put a Molly on DonOld’s plate instead of his usual Adderall is a genius.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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When MTG is quitting Congress because of Trump you hope it will wake up maga. But we know it won’t.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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One down, 218 to go.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Trumpcare- we let you die but we’ll put Patriot on your tombstone
*additional charges may apply
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Another sicko sleeze bag (Gaetz)...
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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When children are sexually abused, if you rationalize their age- 5 is too young, but 15 is ok. Fuck You
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva....
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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As reported by the New York Times, federal funding cuts are hurting rural libraries - and the communities that depend on them: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

We can't let our libraries and communities fall behind. Tell Congress to #FundLibraries in FY26: app.oneclickpolitics.com/campaign-pag...
Federal Cuts, Immigration Raids and a Slowing Economy Hit Rural Libraries
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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U know who is NOT on the Epstein files? President Obama!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Well well well
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva to Mike Johnson...
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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🎯🎯
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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̶S̶L̶E̶P̶T̶ ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶U̶N̶D̶E̶R̶A̶G̶E̶ ̶W̶O̶M̶E̶N̶ ̶

RAPED CHILDREN.

#CallItWhatItIs
#ReleaseTheFiles
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Pro tip: if have trouble giving up Starbucks coffee, you can burn any other coffee yourself to get the same bitter flavor at home!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Two months ago we were paying all federal workers, SNAP benefits were fully funded, and people could afford their health insurance premiums but a small group of Democratic senators have Stockholm Syndrome and are telling us we have to Sophie’s choice one or two of these things.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
September 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM