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a sentient coffee bean
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We may make the squeaking our ringtone
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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My stance towards AI slop like this has been

"If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should I bother to read it?"

for quite some time now & I'm still waiting for someone to show me the error of my ways.
May 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
April 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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So we’ve established vaccines are beneficial, now we’re just haggling about how often.
RFK Jr finally recommends vaccination to deal with the measles outbreak hitting Texas right now.

This is quite the about face for a man who’s been spreading harmful anti-vaxx rhetoric for years.

www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
RFK Jr. urges people to get vaccinated amid deadly Texas outbreak
Kennedy has a long record of sowing skepticism about vaccines, but advocated for them in a Fox News op-ed today.
www.axios.com
March 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.
March 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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👇
March 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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They’re going to kill us all

How the fuck do we get up and be normal every day when they’re going to kill us all
February 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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*American trying to think of revolutionary action* what if we went a day without buying a hamburger
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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We cannot ignore how shockingly abnormal it is for a private citizen — who himself has contracts with the federal government — to dispatch a private army of executives, data experts and recent high schoolers to dictate policies to federal agencies. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/elon...
Elon Musk Hollows Government So Trump Can Refill It
From Marc | In more than 30 lawsuits filed against the new administration, the government has not won one on the merits.
www.democracydocket.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"A president can’t just create a new federal agency via executive order — that can only happen through an act of Congress. Then what is DOGE?"
www.democracydocket.com/analysis/the...
The Legal Challenges to Elon Musk’s DOGE, Explained
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
being a US citizen rn means waking up every day to at least 3 new horrors and going "oh great" and then clocking into work as if everything isn't falling apart around you in real time
February 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i spent way too much time on this
January 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM