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Did we lose Florida and no one told me?
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Did we lose Florida and no one told me?
I tell this joke at my regular bar (the Denver Press Club) whenever people get all...conspiracy theory.
He's dead isn't he.
An FBI agent friend of mine told me this FBI joke.
How do you know the CIA wasn’t involved in the JFK assassination?
How do you know the CIA wasn’t involved in the JFK assassination?
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I tell this joke at my regular bar (the Denver Press Club) whenever people get all...conspiracy theory.
He's dead isn't he.
An FBI agent friend of mine told me this FBI joke.
How do you know the CIA wasn’t involved in the JFK assassination?
How do you know the CIA wasn’t involved in the JFK assassination?
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He's dead isn't he.
I'm having difficulty with the right way to phrase this, but thinking of Owens' audience in terms of "conservative" is too broad of a way of thinking about her and her audience. Certainly they are conservative, but the lens to look at Owens' success is that of a conspiracy theorist.
I just don't get who Owens' audience is. Black conservatives are a pretty small demographic, white conservatives aren't going to want to listen to a black woman, and she's going to alienate people with just how crazy she is. How is she getting millions of views?
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm having difficulty with the right way to phrase this, but thinking of Owens' audience in terms of "conservative" is too broad of a way of thinking about her and her audience. Certainly they are conservative, but the lens to look at Owens' success is that of a conspiracy theorist.
Interesting that it had Udo catch the rats alive. Now I'm imaging a rat catcher that grossly misunderstood what the job was and is desperately trying to find the owners of these lost rats.
i use it for its natural and good purpose: ridiculous rpg shit like the light novel cover for my Warhammer campaign "How A Group of Idiots Saved the Empire"
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Interesting that it had Udo catch the rats alive. Now I'm imaging a rat catcher that grossly misunderstood what the job was and is desperately trying to find the owners of these lost rats.
I got to the part where they talk about Harari's (for lack of a better term) thoughts on "Life, Liberty and Happiness" in the Declaration of Independence and all I could think was "I, too, have read Starship Troopers".
Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I got to the part where they talk about Harari's (for lack of a better term) thoughts on "Life, Liberty and Happiness" in the Declaration of Independence and all I could think was "I, too, have read Starship Troopers".
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I want a Transformer of this NOW
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I want a Transformer of this NOW
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Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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"Women at Harvard deserve educators who respect them."
"By any consistent standard, if Summers is unfit to work for each of these institutions [from which he resigned], he is equally unfit to teach at our school. Harvard should not be the only institution in America where Summers remains above reproach."
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www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
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www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
The Professor and the Pedophile | Opinion | The Harvard Crimson
Summers should choose the most straightforward path and resign. Should he refuse to, though, the University must cut ties with its former president to the greatest extent possible.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Women at Harvard deserve educators who respect them."
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A long and comprehensive opinion, but this jumped out at me: The judge accused the Federal Protective Service—which was called in to suppress the protests—of lying under oath to slander the regular Portland police.😬
DOJ recently admitted that other FPS claims in this case were objectively false.
DOJ recently admitted that other FPS claims in this case were objectively false.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A long and comprehensive opinion, but this jumped out at me: The judge accused the Federal Protective Service—which was called in to suppress the protests—of lying under oath to slander the regular Portland police.😬
DOJ recently admitted that other FPS claims in this case were objectively false.
DOJ recently admitted that other FPS claims in this case were objectively false.
I actually did this a couple of hours ago. Here are 2024 items and prices. This is with the discounted prices advertised "now" online, some stuff is usually a little more. From what I can see, it is actually about the same price as it was last year, give or take a buck or two.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I actually did this a couple of hours ago. Here are 2024 items and prices. This is with the discounted prices advertised "now" online, some stuff is usually a little more. From what I can see, it is actually about the same price as it was last year, give or take a buck or two.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
It does seem inappropriate to have the "evil and intimidating horse" on the cover of an Atelier game.
absolutely losing it at them having to crop this photorealistic horse out of the boxart. it really does look like it's a co-protag or something. incredible story
automaton-media.com/en/news/atel...
automaton-media.com/en/news/atel...
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It does seem inappropriate to have the "evil and intimidating horse" on the cover of an Atelier game.
Peterson is awful if every way. An absolute piece of shit, but unlike a lot of people I know...I really like his suits. This one in particular. It's a choice and I respect that. Hell, I would wear that suit. I would pay money for it. Say what you will about Batman villians, but they have style.
I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵
What is happening with this outfit?
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Peterson is awful if every way. An absolute piece of shit, but unlike a lot of people I know...I really like his suits. This one in particular. It's a choice and I respect that. Hell, I would wear that suit. I would pay money for it. Say what you will about Batman villians, but they have style.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Hail to the King!
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hail to the King!
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Me 10 years ago: You know people are always calling political opponents Nazis even if they aren’t anything like Nazis, I wish that would stop
Monkey‘s paw:
Monkey‘s paw:
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me 10 years ago: You know people are always calling political opponents Nazis even if they aren’t anything like Nazis, I wish that would stop
Monkey‘s paw:
Monkey‘s paw:
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Hey so regarding the "who should challenge Mills in the primary" question, may I suggest Daira Smith-Rodriguez?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRx...
Daira for Maine - You and Me
YouTube video by Daira For Maine
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey so regarding the "who should challenge Mills in the primary" question, may I suggest Daira Smith-Rodriguez?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRx...
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there's not enough video games where you get to shoot Confederates or, even better, Neo-Confederates. it's pretty much just Bioshock Infinite.
Related: I'm plowing through Chernow's bio of Grant and it's got a lot in it to savor if you like reading about Confederates getting their asses kicked and their evil hopes blighted.
Sherman is just about to jump off and I can hardly wait.
Sherman is just about to jump off and I can hardly wait.
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
there's not enough video games where you get to shoot Confederates or, even better, Neo-Confederates. it's pretty much just Bioshock Infinite.
While the quoted excerpt is...on brand...for cybertruck owners. Let's not sleep on this other one.
![Excerpt from an interview with a cybertruck owner:
How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dcmxnlcxg25dwtum4ykv76ln/bafkreifh5xqasme4t5agj2m6wvbeeweloy6d7a62ho3324nprtu54kxlwi@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
While the quoted excerpt is...on brand...for cybertruck owners. Let's not sleep on this other one.
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“many prominent young republicans are actual Nazis” is a self-censoring fact at this point
normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question
normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question
while 'young republicans are literal nazis' is well known to folks here, the extent of it is surprisingly not that commonly known even in media and analyst circles, let alone normal people.
a real water is wet scenario here
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“many prominent young republicans are actual Nazis” is a self-censoring fact at this point
normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question
normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question
A Charles Xavier that is sometimes morally, tactically and otherwise wrong is the more interesting character. Let him be kinda slimey.
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?
The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A Charles Xavier that is sometimes morally, tactically and otherwise wrong is the more interesting character. Let him be kinda slimey.
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Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.
2. Puritan Weirdos Whose Uniforms Really Run Counter To Their Supposed Values
1. Twitch Streaming Your Dungeon Crawls to the Public's Crystal Balls
6. Orphanages That Turns Young Girls Into Ruthless Killers
1. Twitch Streaming Your Dungeon Crawls to the Public's Crystal Balls
6. Orphanages That Turns Young Girls Into Ruthless Killers
Okay, instructions: For each subchart, roll 1d6. Then, roll once on each chart with a d66 (1d6 for the tens place, 1d6 for the ones place) to get your bonus nonsense
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
September 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
2. Puritan Weirdos Whose Uniforms Really Run Counter To Their Supposed Values
1. Twitch Streaming Your Dungeon Crawls to the Public's Crystal Balls
6. Orphanages That Turns Young Girls Into Ruthless Killers
1. Twitch Streaming Your Dungeon Crawls to the Public's Crystal Balls
6. Orphanages That Turns Young Girls Into Ruthless Killers
Foreign word have been INFILTRATING America for TOO LONG. I am FINALLY going to solve the LOONY LEFT created DEBT-PROBLEM by ending LOANWORDS. I am the BEST at DEBT. There is now a 250% tariff on foreign words. No MORE garages, MAKE CAR HOLES GREAT AGAIN. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Foreign word have been INFILTRATING America for TOO LONG. I am FINALLY going to solve the LOONY LEFT created DEBT-PROBLEM by ending LOANWORDS. I am the BEST at DEBT. There is now a 250% tariff on foreign words. No MORE garages, MAKE CAR HOLES GREAT AGAIN. Thank you for your attention to this matter.