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Commentary: Am I Ugly? https://theonion.com/am-i-ugly/
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Huge news: Pro Bowl center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement and rejoining the Lions, just in time for a playoff push www.freep.com/story/sports...
Frank Ragnow rejoining Detroit Lions out of retirement: Reports
The Detroit Lions are getting a huge lift. Pro Bowl center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement, according to multiple reports.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super-Rich
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I opened Friday's PFT Live by addressing something not about football. The feedback was surprisingly positive. I wrote something about that issue tonight. If you're interested, here it is. If you're not, don't read it. Either way, have a good evening.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
A quick break from football, for something more important
Hello.
www.nbcsports.com
April 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Breaking News: President Trump’s sweeping tariffs fueled the steepest stock market sell-off since 2020, with the S&P 500 plunging nearly 5%.
Trump Tariffs Live Updates: Stocks Tumble to Worst Day Since Pandemic
The S&P 500 fell almost 5 percent on Thursday, its worst drop since June 2020, as allies and adversaries alike criticized President Trump’s action and weighed their responses.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech
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March 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.

They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.

From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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March 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"I got fat, so they traded me to LA where I can be rich and famous in LA" goddamn he really is an American success story
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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When the rail cars bearing the entire Bellevue Nikkei farming community pulled out of Kirkland on May 20, 1942, their early crops were nearing harvest and the midsummer crops were in the ground. Almost none of them ever fed anyone. 1/34
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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January 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ryan Day watching Alabama get upset by Michigan.
a man says yes that 's how it feels in front of a painting
ALT: a man says yes that 's how it feels in front of a painting
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December 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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David Slaying the Bear, by the workshop of Peter Paul Rubens, 1640
November 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM