Ursonate Schwitters
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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
In response to topics like CRT being banned from discussion in post-secodary:
Just rename everything.
Instead of CRT, call it Fractial Glutonate Hypothosis or whatever. The less sense it makes, the better. Do it for everything. 1/2
Just rename everything.
Instead of CRT, call it Fractial Glutonate Hypothosis or whatever. The less sense it makes, the better. Do it for everything. 1/2
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
In response to topics like CRT being banned from discussion in post-secodary:
Just rename everything.
Instead of CRT, call it Fractial Glutonate Hypothosis or whatever. The less sense it makes, the better. Do it for everything. 1/2
Just rename everything.
Instead of CRT, call it Fractial Glutonate Hypothosis or whatever. The less sense it makes, the better. Do it for everything. 1/2
Something is taking its course.
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Something is taking its course.
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On International Men's Day I'll say this: there are a lot of problems that affect men that are reinforced by rigid gender stereotypes and a capitalist hellscape and their inability to properly express and share emotions are exploited by scumbags like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
On International Men's Day I'll say this: there are a lot of problems that affect men that are reinforced by rigid gender stereotypes and a capitalist hellscape and their inability to properly express and share emotions are exploited by scumbags like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson
Christianity is for people who want to be proud of the fact that they've been groomed to be a repeat customer of Barnum's Great Egress.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Christianity is for people who want to be proud of the fact that they've been groomed to be a repeat customer of Barnum's Great Egress.
The whole point of the "What is a woman" canard is to define women as "females" capable of reproducing.
Not only does it marginalize women and trans folk, it also allows people to say, "Oh, but he wasn't fucking GIRLS, he was fucking WOMEN!"
Not only does it marginalize women and trans folk, it also allows people to say, "Oh, but he wasn't fucking GIRLS, he was fucking WOMEN!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The whole point of the "What is a woman" canard is to define women as "females" capable of reproducing.
Not only does it marginalize women and trans folk, it also allows people to say, "Oh, but he wasn't fucking GIRLS, he was fucking WOMEN!"
Not only does it marginalize women and trans folk, it also allows people to say, "Oh, but he wasn't fucking GIRLS, he was fucking WOMEN!"
Words. Need better words.
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Words. Need better words.
Time for transgressions.
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Time for transgressions.
Reposted by Ursonate Schwitters
Many people are saying that Trump Victory Tofu™ feminizes men.
October 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Many people are saying that Trump Victory Tofu™ feminizes men.
Reposted by Ursonate Schwitters
"Yeah, I'm into BDSM", he said confidently; "Brutalism, De Stijl, Modernism"
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Yeah, I'm into BDSM", he said confidently; "Brutalism, De Stijl, Modernism"
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I have this theory I am working on that Donald Trump is stuck in the reactionary politics of the 80s. Like more of him makes sense when I think about “what would the dudes who didn’t get Archie Bunker was satire in the 70s be mad about in 1985”
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have this theory I am working on that Donald Trump is stuck in the reactionary politics of the 80s. Like more of him makes sense when I think about “what would the dudes who didn’t get Archie Bunker was satire in the 70s be mad about in 1985”
Fun Fact!
When he was about to get mugged by a group of ruffians, George Melly began loudly reciting Ursonate. They got all WTF and left.
When he was about to get mugged by a group of ruffians, George Melly began loudly reciting Ursonate. They got all WTF and left.
September 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fun Fact!
When he was about to get mugged by a group of ruffians, George Melly began loudly reciting Ursonate. They got all WTF and left.
When he was about to get mugged by a group of ruffians, George Melly began loudly reciting Ursonate. They got all WTF and left.
Tired:
"It's hateful rhetoric!"
Wired:
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING ME WITH THIS STUPID SHIT?!? FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME!"
"It's hateful rhetoric!"
Wired:
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING ME WITH THIS STUPID SHIT?!? FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME!"
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tired:
"It's hateful rhetoric!"
Wired:
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING ME WITH THIS STUPID SHIT?!? FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME!"
"It's hateful rhetoric!"
Wired:
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING ME WITH THIS STUPID SHIT?!? FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME!"