Charli MCMLXXXIII
@fulltime-crisis.bsky.social
Say, are you about a size 14? 🏳️🌈🏴☠️⚠️🔞 NSFW
He/Himbo | Dallas Gay | 🌎Travel | Once fired as intimacy coordinator from the set of Blues Clues
He/Himbo | Dallas Gay | 🌎Travel | Once fired as intimacy coordinator from the set of Blues Clues
Pinned
Oh fuck I just remembered I haven’t checked on my Sea Monkeys since 1991
brb gonna create a nana acct just to scold ppl
February 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
brb gonna create a nana acct just to scold ppl
Come get yall worms🪱
February 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Come get yall worms🪱
Oh fuck I just remembered I haven’t checked on my Sea Monkeys since 1991
February 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Oh fuck I just remembered I haven’t checked on my Sea Monkeys since 1991
Look at this kind young man helping this elderly homeless woman out of a car
February 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Look at this kind young man helping this elderly homeless woman out of a car
I miss the racketeering scheme between my childhood dentist and the local McDonald’s 🦷🍦
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I miss the racketeering scheme between my childhood dentist and the local McDonald’s 🦷🍦
This “administration” feels like you just learned the dumb as fuck high school bully won the lottery
February 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This “administration” feels like you just learned the dumb as fuck high school bully won the lottery
Gaga watching the fish at the aquarium
February 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Gaga watching the fish at the aquarium
Sanford & Son theme song just hit right it was so on point. Like that’s exactly the sound I would expect to come from a junkyard
February 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sanford & Son theme song just hit right it was so on point. Like that’s exactly the sound I would expect to come from a junkyard
Oops!…I Did It Again (committed tax fraud)
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Oops!…I Did It Again (committed tax fraud)
@rebeccaonion.bsky.social Eat shit😘
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@rebeccaonion.bsky.social Eat shit😘
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She’s a 10, but has mustard on her glasses.
February 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
She’s a 10, but has mustard on her glasses.
Great. What could go wrong?
February 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Great. What could go wrong?
Whom is in charge of the wigs on this set??
February 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Whom is in charge of the wigs on this set??
Lot of cat content here babes, just saying 😽
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Lot of cat content here babes, just saying 😽
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Gulf of Liza Minnelli should be trending.
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gulf of Liza Minnelli should be trending.
@DOGE
1. Tumbled out of bed
2. Stumbled to the kitchen
3. Poured myself a cup of ambition
4. Yawned, stretched
5. Tried to come to life
2. Stumbled to the kitchen
3. Poured myself a cup of ambition
4. Yawned, stretched
5. Tried to come to life
February 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
@DOGE
Me @ the bartender “CAN I HAVE A VODKA SODA PLEASE”
February 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me @ the bartender “CAN I HAVE A VODKA SODA PLEASE”
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Your orb stop pulsing synchronously with your brain? Obelisk no longer mind-conforming? COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY JERRY'S DISCOUNT ORB & OBELISK.
February 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Your orb stop pulsing synchronously with your brain? Obelisk no longer mind-conforming? COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY JERRY'S DISCOUNT ORB & OBELISK.
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ⓘ you like dick and cock
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
ⓘ you like dick and cock
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Screaming CONSPIRACY everytime I walk out of the bathroom in public settings.
February 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Screaming CONSPIRACY everytime I walk out of the bathroom in public settings.
Why are there so many pictures of pizzas on this app
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Why are there so many pictures of pizzas on this app