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Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
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Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict
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December 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict
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Latest on Gaza Ceasefire Negotiations:
➤ Hamas-Israel Deal: Talks mediated by the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar are in their final stages, according to Israel’s Ynet and Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds. Hamas is signaling key concessions, including deporting senior prisoners to Turkey, Qatar, or Iran.
➤ Hamas-Israel Deal: Talks mediated by the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar are in their final stages, according to Israel’s Ynet and Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds. Hamas is signaling key concessions, including deporting senior prisoners to Turkey, Qatar, or Iran.
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Latest on Gaza Ceasefire Negotiations:
➤ Hamas-Israel Deal: Talks mediated by the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar are in their final stages, according to Israel’s Ynet and Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds. Hamas is signaling key concessions, including deporting senior prisoners to Turkey, Qatar, or Iran.
➤ Hamas-Israel Deal: Talks mediated by the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar are in their final stages, according to Israel’s Ynet and Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds. Hamas is signaling key concessions, including deporting senior prisoners to Turkey, Qatar, or Iran.
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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December 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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Corporate media, a play in 3 acts
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Corporate media, a play in 3 acts
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I’d like to report a murder.
December 11, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I’d like to report a murder.
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...is protecting certain cohorts rights to violate it above theirs, then those people are no longer bound to it.
We are getting to that point than ever e.g., climate change.
We are getting to that point than ever e.g., climate change.
December 10, 2024 at 9:06 AM
...is protecting certain cohorts rights to violate it above theirs, then those people are no longer bound to it.
We are getting to that point than ever e.g., climate change.
We are getting to that point than ever e.g., climate change.
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Just to add to this. The popular adherence to the system of law is predicated on a belief in a social contract which is believed to serve all signatories equally. If some people believe this contract is no longer valid as the state (the Leviathan)....
December 10, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Just to add to this. The popular adherence to the system of law is predicated on a belief in a social contract which is believed to serve all signatories equally. If some people believe this contract is no longer valid as the state (the Leviathan)....
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Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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I bet they're going to really stick it to the establishment.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I bet they're going to really stick it to the establishment.
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are
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Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
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At some point it feels like an action like this was bound to happen because these companies have been so predatory, so callous and so cruel.
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
At some point it feels like an action like this was bound to happen because these companies have been so predatory, so callous and so cruel.
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The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene where Brian Thompson, the CEO of major insurance group UnitedHealthcare, was gunned down.
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December 5, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene where Brian Thompson, the CEO of major insurance group UnitedHealthcare, was gunned down.
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November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports:
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Journalists flock to Bluesky as X becomes increasingly 'toxic'
Journalists are finding more readers and less hate on Bluesky than on the platform they used to know as Twitter.
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November 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports:
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
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