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Here we go again. History is fractal.
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For over a year now I’ve worked so hard and tried everything I could to avoid this. But I couldn’t save enough, so here we are.

I made a Gofundme. Depending on the outcome I will either hire an expensive immigration lawyer and give it one more try, or pack up and use the money to start over.
Donate to Help FT Stay Here...Or Start over, organized by F Theory
Short version first: I’m an undocumented freelancer/gig worker with no health insu… F Theory needs your support for Help FT Stay Here...Or Start over
www.gofundme.com
I posted about this earlier but I deleted the post bc I don’t want to give that unwell straight woman fuel for her victim complex.

I am however going to say what happened for the record, bc this person is still lying about it four days later.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A box of Kirkland protein bars from Costco has gone from $19 to $26.50
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Man she must *really* hate her life if being jokingly told to quit her job still has her this frothy four days later.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Must be nice that your husband’s Princeton money leaves you so much free time to feel victimized!
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
22 years later, Annie’s line “You think you’re chocolate but you’re chewing gum” remains one of the most devastating blows in pop music history
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Good morning!

In case you missed it my review of Waiting for Godot is up at NYRB
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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NEW: Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers could lose their food benefits due to new SNAP work requirements, after the Trump administration phased in months earlier than expected.
nysfocus.com/2025/11/10/t...
'Blindsided' Counties Struggle to Implement Trump's SNAP Work Rules
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers could lose their food benefits due to new SNAP work requirements, after the Trump administration phased in months…
nysfocus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*this time
⚡️ SCOTUS will NOT overturn marriage equality 🎉
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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⚡️ SCOTUS will NOT overturn marriage equality 🎉
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When did we decide the new gay haircut is “What if Farrah Fawcett was in The Clash.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning!

In case you missed it my review of Waiting for Godot is up at NYRB
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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not the smallest atom stirs or lives on matter, but has its cunning duplicate in mind.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Universities
i love how the normies got a little taste of Abolish ICE and now they’re already adding Abolish The Senate, quick what else can we add to the list
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How is AI going to change the world when they can’t even get the fucking Hulu app to remember what episode I was watching
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
OK, 1, how did I spend so many years studying gender and sexuality without ever hearing about this

2, it turns out my lecture series are not very long at all!
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I need all NYC subway performers to chill with their song choices. Seriously. Everyone is depressed. We don’t need you in the subway singing “Sad Car,” or “Mad World,” or “Hotel California,” or “Hello” or any other self harm soundtracks.
May 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir

yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir

no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I'm deeply sorry to everyone who is going to suffer for this. Truly, truly sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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My timeline is like 75% people talking about calling our senators to beg they don't kill us, and while I'm glad we're all engaged this is just a real dystopian vibe.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Please donate and RT. Lubna needs our help.
Once again they have deleted Lubna's account. She is less than $500 away from her goal. Can you please help her? I really dont know what else to do, can you commit to supporting someone regularly? Lubna is exhausted and donations have evaporated, she needs love and support
Donate to Help Nasser to evacuate Gaza for urgent medical treatment, organized by Lubna Alajrami
Dear compassionate friends, My name is Lubna Alajrami, an… Lubna Alajrami needs your support for Help Nasser to evacuate Gaza for urgent medical treatment
www.gofundme.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Starting to think that if I leave I take a train to Montreal then fly from there
Things are fine.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The way we talk about the economy as positioned the losses of workers as male losses, wrong and threatening because of the way they endanger male status. But women are workers, too, and they deserve dignity and decent wages.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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