Yes

I truly hope you see this.

I hope it makes you wail and gnash your teeth and DM everyone in the world to cry about it. I hope you humiliate yourself by reposting it.

But on second thought - don’t leave academia, babe. You fully belong there :)

FIN

Finally, on behalf of queer people everywhere, there is no such thing as a “straight-passing-bi.”

You’re a straight woman. You’re a straight woman desperately grasping at subaltern straws because you love feeling victimized.

Have some fucking dignity and take that pathetic crap out of your bio.

I fully understand your bitterness. If I was married to a man who looked like that and who couldn’t finish his second novel after seven years because he was too busy fantasizing about gay men’s sex lives and playing videos games, I’d be mad as hell too.

You talked about having a family, which I assume means you and the toad have children.

If you are not already in therapy, please get a therapist immediately, for the sake of your kids. It’s not fair to them to be raised by a parent who hates themselves. Children can sense that kind of thing.

Moreover, it’s painfully apparent that you hate yourself and your life. There’s truly no other possible explanation for your extremely abreaction and your subsequent behavior.

If a stranger jokingly tells you to quit your job online and you are mad about it four days later, you are too fragile for social media. You should log off for your own well being.

Since I’m pretty sure this person is still stalking my feed, I just want to say to them: lady, you are deeply, sincerely unwell. Like, this is deeply pathetic and toxic behavior.

But even that wasn’t enough.

This sad, nasty, bitter little person then spent their entire weekend DMing *multiple of my mutuals* to scold them for following me and lying to claim I’d been engaging in a sustained harassment campaign.

As of this morning she was still posting about it.

So first 3 hours of harassment from her husband and her friends.

5 hours after I stopped engaging, at her request, she was still in my mentions talking to me.

FULLY 12 HOURS after I had stopped engaging she was still repeatedly reposting her own post saying I was harassing her. 12 hours!!

Because he felt entitled to talk about my desirability, I can say that this woman’s husband looks like someone CRISP-spliced a toad and a rotten egg then exposed the resulting embryo to Chernobyl radiation.

This malformed creature spent two full hours hissing and spitting at me before blocking me.

Meanwhile, this woman’s husband spent TWO FULL HOURS stalking my feed, swearing at me, and making vulgar speculations about my sex life (hardly the first straight man to fantasize compulsively in public about my sex life but that’s by the by).

When I didn’t take the bait and engage with her further, she came back into my mentions *three* times in the following hours, once to leave a nasty post on my Gofundme mocking my finances.

I did not respond to any of her further attempts to engage me.

The entire exchange lasted less than 10 minutes, and my total number of posts that showed up in her feed was 3.

I then endured THREE HOURS of sustained harassment from this woman, her husband, and her buddies while this clown repeatedly cried about how she was being harassed by me.

The person replied almost immediately, and I responded one more time to make fun of their outrageously obnoxious response. Then she said “Please leave me alone,” at which point I immediately stopped engaging with her account.

On Friday I mockingly qt’d an academic complaining about their university’s AI policy. I said something like (paraphrase) “Sounds like a terrible place where you shouldn’t work.”

It wasn’t a super kind or friendly qt, but it was extremely run of the mill for me. You’ve all seen me do the same.

“Straight-presenting-bi” 🤢🤪

You’re 100% Karen. Queer people don’t act like this sorry.