Klayton
@fruitdurian.bsky.social
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Liberal
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Just a Markiplier and Destiny fanboy who likes anime, Dune, plants, Plato, poetry, and studying Abrahamic religious texts.
A.N.E. Simp
Liberal
✨pan🏳️🌈✨
Just a Markiplier and Destiny fanboy who likes anime, Dune, plants, Plato, poetry, and studying Abrahamic religious texts.
A.N.E. Simp
What’s up with all the sandwich throwing memes, can someone please help me understand?
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What’s up with all the sandwich throwing memes, can someone please help me understand?
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Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
Even if we grant him that they may have a second job, there’s a simpler reason why they would have that second job other than collecting an extra check.
“Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf—They're not working."
We know it is true for him, but when was the last time you saw middle-class families making idiotic statements like this one or flooding golf courses on a weekday?
We know it is true for him, but when was the last time you saw middle-class families making idiotic statements like this one or flooding golf courses on a weekday?
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Even if we grant him that they may have a second job, there’s a simpler reason why they would have that second job other than collecting an extra check.
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February 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Quite obvious:
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quite obvious:
Gas prices are about to be insane.
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gas prices are about to be insane.
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Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"
Fuuuuck YOU. You don’t to get to complain about a problem and further exacerbate said problem by pardoning all those treasonous pricks.
Yeah man can you imagine letting 1500 criminals out of prison to roam free
January 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fuuuuck YOU. You don’t to get to complain about a problem and further exacerbate said problem by pardoning all those treasonous pricks.
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if you support trump dont follow me!!!
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if you support trump dont follow me!!!
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Bitch cucked by a hat
January 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bitch cucked by a hat
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Says him. Dude loves McDonald’s so much he LARPed working there.
Trump continues to fat shame Chris Christie. Trump is an embarrassment to the United States.
December 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Says him. Dude loves McDonald’s so much he LARPed working there.
Oh come on guys, it’ll be fun.
Honestly guys, not really looking forward to this whole theocratic autocracy thing.
December 7, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Oh come on guys, it’ll be fun.
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
What a bunch of nutters
Today we honor the Pilgrims, who taught their children to read by reminding them they'd be dead soon.
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
What a bunch of nutters
The fact that we have anything from Sappho is a gift; the fact that most of it are fragments is a shame.
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The fact that we have anything from Sappho is a gift; the fact that most of it are fragments is a shame.
I’ve come across some real nutters on here, but it’s nowhere near as bad. They seem to be more closed off in their own circles on here.
My favorite thing about bluesky is we can disagree about stuff like Garland, but no one is a huge asshole about it. Everyone is super-nice and people make genuine points and ask legit questions. Thanks for that!!
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I’ve come across some real nutters on here, but it’s nowhere near as bad. They seem to be more closed off in their own circles on here.
It just feels so good to see how they were just as human as we are, small things like math mistakes just makes me smile.
A few more possible math mistakes from 4,000 years ago to remind us that we all struggled to learn stuff at one point or another.
Here, a student is multiplying numbers by themselves (squaring calculation) but put a 7 instead of a 5 in part of the answer cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/25...
Here, a student is multiplying numbers by themselves (squaring calculation) but put a 7 instead of a 5 in part of the answer cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/25...
November 26, 2024 at 2:17 PM
It just feels so good to see how they were just as human as we are, small things like math mistakes just makes me smile.
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Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
I pray to god that’s supposed to be Charlie Chaplin, either way the optics don’t look good.
November 26, 2024 at 9:18 AM
I pray to god that’s supposed to be Charlie Chaplin, either way the optics don’t look good.
Ah yes praising the events of January 6th, thank you for showing me that you are abhorrent.
November 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Ah yes praising the events of January 6th, thank you for showing me that you are abhorrent.