Jordan Pickford's hair is so disturbing to me. It's offensive

As called on Univision:

SOCCER DOINK!!!!!!

FREESE FOR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

This Europa League final is the Temu version of Inter-Barca

"slippery as an eel in vaseline, Yamal again"

I never ever want Ray Hudson to change

GO BIRDS

Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.

Idk, man. Getting choked up about Katie Schumacher-Cawley.

Battling cancer, she took her team to a national championship.

WHEW. 😭

Reverse 🧹

it seems impossible that Penn State won that, holy hell

Can't have anything nice...

As someone who was personally on the side of "Michigan should prob change their tunnel logistics" after that Michigan State fight a few years ago, I want to be on record that framing a harmless flag-planting as some kind of evil unsportsmanlike act is very poor form by Gus. Don't lose at home

Ditto. They buzzed down the field with the passing game at the end of the half and then just...stopped doing that?

Anyway. The salient point here, obviously, is: lol

diego pavia should have unlimited eligibility because i said so

Reminder that the Big Ten took away the Land-Grant Trophy game this year because the intensity was too high and it took attention away from other rivalries.

Eberflus should be fired in the bathroom

give Eberflus his Thanksgiving plate of food and then kick him off the team bus

SAM: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?
SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.