Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/

They went back to the woods and looked on the dark paths.

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/

On July 24th, Itch released a statement regarding the recent removal of all NSFW games from their platform. If you aren’t familiar with the situation, you can read their full notice here: itch.io/updates/upda...

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The tanuki is a shape-shifting yōkai in Japanese folklore, known for its playful nature and magical transformations. It is associated with prosperity, clever trickery, and lighthearted mischief. Unlike other yōkai, tanuki are seen as more pranksters than threats. Tanuki's Eight Lucky Traits ⤵️

This kid runs circles around the reporter

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Goofus. Gallant. Always you wrestle inside me

My orchids are still alive 😱 #orchids #iambloom

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.

My variant for Absolute Wonder Woman 10

What's your favorite Nicolas Cage movie? #nicolascage #nickcage #vampireskiss

The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves
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STOP DRAWING THESE,
These are just some of the ones we have been sent in the last couple of months.

The Dev's eyes hurt.