froggy
@frogboy.bsky.social
how that make you feel white boy.
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froggy
@frogboy.bsky.social
· Nov 24
i once kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but when i ran out of bubblegum, i got confused and started eating ass. many such cases
me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning
slept so long last night, when i made my morning Earl Grey he told me he's a Duke
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
slept so long last night, when i made my morning Earl Grey he told me he's a Duke
"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it
September 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it
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Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner
November 10, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner
tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog
when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason
July 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason
it's because it's the only way i can feel anymore
Here’s Why Men Are Pointing Loaded Guns at Their Dicks
Internal fighting among gun owners has led to one of the dumbest memes of all time.
www.vice.com
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
it's because it's the only way i can feel anymore
there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed
May 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed
a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord
March 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord
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When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484
might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy
February 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy
check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly
January 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly
i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
December 31, 2024 at 4:25 AM
i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
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just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned
December 16, 2024 at 7:43 PM
just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned
everyone at the function: damn it slice wizard, you can't have any more slices
me:
me:
"A full pizza sits in an open pizza box on the counter. A person takes a slice and walks out of the frame."
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
everyone at the function: damn it slice wizard, you can't have any more slices
me:
me:
fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!!
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!!
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remembering that weird Jeopardy producer who tried to become permanent host even though no one knew who he was. one of the most bizarre acts of hubris of all time
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
remembering that weird Jeopardy producer who tried to become permanent host even though no one knew who he was. one of the most bizarre acts of hubris of all time
you have been selected to suddenly remember the show Jackie Chan Adventures. like to charge, repost to jiu mo gwai gwaai faai di zau
November 27, 2024 at 5:29 PM
you have been selected to suddenly remember the show Jackie Chan Adventures. like to charge, repost to jiu mo gwai gwaai faai di zau
i once kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but when i ran out of bubblegum, i got confused and started eating ass. many such cases
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
i once kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but when i ran out of bubblegum, i got confused and started eating ass. many such cases
call me crazy, but when someone's main complaint about Bluesky is that we don't expose ourselves to enough conservative missionaries, that strikes me as some kind of ulterior motive
November 18, 2024 at 11:11 AM
call me crazy, but when someone's main complaint about Bluesky is that we don't expose ourselves to enough conservative missionaries, that strikes me as some kind of ulterior motive
[CIA guy] we've been looking for you for a long time. you're a hard man to find.
Waldo: [takes a drag on his cigarette] people say that about me
Waldo: [takes a drag on his cigarette] people say that about me
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
[CIA guy] we've been looking for you for a long time. you're a hard man to find.
Waldo: [takes a drag on his cigarette] people say that about me
Waldo: [takes a drag on his cigarette] people say that about me
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making the headsman laugh so hard with my little quip about “taking a little off the top” that he hunks the axe directly into my prodigious ass cheeks, saving my life in what the townspeople now reverently refer to as “The Miracle of Messy Bottom”
November 9, 2024 at 2:50 AM
making the headsman laugh so hard with my little quip about “taking a little off the top” that he hunks the axe directly into my prodigious ass cheeks, saving my life in what the townspeople now reverently refer to as “The Miracle of Messy Bottom”
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ME: I hope no one makes a terra cotta imprint of my most private parts through these thin gym shorts while I'm asleep!
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
October 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
ME: I hope no one makes a terra cotta imprint of my most private parts through these thin gym shorts while I'm asleep!
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...