Catherine 🐈
@frodosynthesiis.bsky.social
I like video games, film, and having an existential crisis every day.
Everyday I look in the mirror and all I see is my father in a bad wig.
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Everyday I look in the mirror and all I see is my father in a bad wig.
All I wanted for my birthday was a Danny Dorito bumper sticker and I didn’t get it. Sometimes life disappoints us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All I wanted for my birthday was a Danny Dorito bumper sticker and I didn’t get it. Sometimes life disappoints us.
I have no idea what a labubu is and I ain’t gonna google it and I ain’t gonna ask, because it sounds like some shit my sim would say.
August 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have no idea what a labubu is and I ain’t gonna google it and I ain’t gonna ask, because it sounds like some shit my sim would say.
the person I married in Stardew Valley smokes crack secretly and I think it's time to divorce
June 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the person I married in Stardew Valley smokes crack secretly and I think it's time to divorce
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Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
April 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
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me getting out of the stupid house for my stupid mental health
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
me getting out of the stupid house for my stupid mental health
Got my tickets for Pride & Prejudice 20th anniversary re-release. I never got to see it in theaters in 2005. I'm so excited I'm going to roll around in my chair like a rotisserie chicken when Mr. Darcy walks across that field.
a man in a black coat stands in a field
ALT: a man in a black coat stands in a field
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April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got my tickets for Pride & Prejudice 20th anniversary re-release. I never got to see it in theaters in 2005. I'm so excited I'm going to roll around in my chair like a rotisserie chicken when Mr. Darcy walks across that field.
I’m getting the itch to go through Mass Effect again for the 475th time.
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m getting the itch to go through Mass Effect again for the 475th time.
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I want this more than I probably should
March 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I want this more than I probably should
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“not all men”
you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.
you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.
March 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“not all men”
you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.
you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.
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Memento but it’s just your cats tricking you into feeding them over and over.
March 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Memento but it’s just your cats tricking you into feeding them over and over.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)
Been playing The Sims 2 and it’s such a wild game. My sim met the man of her dreams and they were so in love. He fixed her toilet and danced the smustle for her. He moves in and I find out he’s a trifling cheater. So I made him bald and kicked him out of my sim’s house 💅
February 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Been playing The Sims 2 and it’s such a wild game. My sim met the man of her dreams and they were so in love. He fixed her toilet and danced the smustle for her. He moves in and I find out he’s a trifling cheater. So I made him bald and kicked him out of my sim’s house 💅
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
So this orange bitch really out here blaming diversity for that plane crash that just happened? What does he want? All of the pilots to have orange skin?
January 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So this orange bitch really out here blaming diversity for that plane crash that just happened? What does he want? All of the pilots to have orange skin?
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This month already feels like a year.
January 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This month already feels like a year.
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every day that I go to bed having not ordered a pizza, I wake up without a pizza and am sad
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
every day that I go to bed having not ordered a pizza, I wake up without a pizza and am sad
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
I know I’m years late, but Anne with an E is literally one of the best shows I’ve ever seen and every episode gives me immense serotonin.
January 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I know I’m years late, but Anne with an E is literally one of the best shows I’ve ever seen and every episode gives me immense serotonin.
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???
Because they lactose
Because they lactose
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???
Because they lactose
Because they lactose
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When Jeff Goldblum is in things he should simply be addressed as Jeff Goldblum bc it's more believable that Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz than Jeff Goldblum is not Jeff Goldbum
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
When Jeff Goldblum is in things he should simply be addressed as Jeff Goldblum bc it's more believable that Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz than Jeff Goldblum is not Jeff Goldbum
Why tf a show called Mr. Plankton got me sobbing rn? I’m gonna have to sue Netflix immediately.
November 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Why tf a show called Mr. Plankton got me sobbing rn? I’m gonna have to sue Netflix immediately.
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no