blake r
friendshipcowboy.bsky.social
blake r
@friendshipcowboy.bsky.social
He/him
NOGO
Just a silly little guy navigating the cold hard throes of late stage capitalism
I sometimes like to post stupid bullshit
Working retail in a small town is kinda cool cause sometimes you just talk about punk rock with customers and they bring you punk to check out. Now that I type that out I realize that that’s probably more of a punk thing than a small town thing but still fuck yeah
August 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just listened to King Park by La Dispute at 9:48am and accidentally made my whole morning sad
June 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Scaring the old whites today at the store
June 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.
June 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
“I asked AI if…” please fall off the planet
May 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the coolest parts about my job is that, more than a few times, I have directly told customers to fuck off and my boss is like “haha there goes Blake telling customers to fuck off again”
May 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Work is fucking awesome today
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don’t know what the Leafs should do this offseason, but I do think the funniest thing they could do is sign Brad Marchand.
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Hey this sucks ass
NEWS: Jim Fagan was the voice of the NBA on NBC's promos during the 90s. He passed away in 2019.

Using AI, he will be heard once again as the NBA on NBC returns next season.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...
NBC to use AI to recreate Jim Fagan's voice-over for NBA coverage
www.nytimes.com
May 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Swear to god I saw a YouTube ad the other day where this dipshit said he uses text-to-speech programs because he “hates reading” but now he’s “co-written” a novel? Fuck outta here.
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
MrBeast Starts a New Chapter as a James Patterson Co-Author
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
www.vulture.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A small moment of joy in a dying world
🎉 GAME CHANGER SEASON 7🎉

📅 Premieres April 7th on @dropout.tv

🎶 Some things never change...
March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The video of Trump’s deportees arriving in El Salvador is horrific.

This is 21st century Nazism.

Identities concealed, trafficked to a foreign labour camp. No due process, no evidence of crime. Dehumanised.

Where is the global outrage?

The crime is historic; the normalisation catastrophic.
March 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Is there enough crossover between fans of 2000s Canadian hardcore and horse girls for anyone to enjoy my “what if the Holly Springs Disaster did the ‘Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron’ soundtrack” project?
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I work retail in a small fairly conservative town in Ontario. I’ve heard so many people say “I’m not going across the border for 4 years” and it’s so funny because they really think America is just gonna be a perfectly normal safe place in 2029
March 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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the financial depression won't be fun but i am gonna get the chance to do a lot of "I told you so"s in
Good thing the U.S. is banking on $1/2 trillion+ private investment in AI infrastructure for our new “Golden Age” 🫠
March 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I hate the United States.
I do not love Canada.
I am not a patriot.
Nationalism is a cancer.
It’s time to be all in for our amazing country, Canada. We live in the best country in the world that values freedom, the rule of law, and where we support our citizens & everyone has the chance to succeed. It’s worth fighting for. ❤️🇨🇦💪
March 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If mark carney came out after this and says “I am not a Zionist” (he won’t) I would at least consider voting liberal federally.
Justin Trudeau loudly proclaiming in his final days in office: “I am a Zionist.”
March 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Being such a Nazi that even shopify is like “nah, we’re good” is wild. Even for Ye
February 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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same methods, different era
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If a sport is non-contact, I’m pro-steroid/PED. You’re going to tell me you wouldn’t want to see today’s MLB hitters on the shit that made Barry Bonds neck grow?
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I know the world is on fire and unimaginable horrors are occurring once an hour, but I sometimes wish my feed was a little less “the world is on fire and unimaginable horrors are occurring once an hour”
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM