Friend Computer
@friend-computer.bsky.social
Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.
[This biography has been deleted for security reasons.]
Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer
[This biography has been deleted for security reasons.]
Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer
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Twice as good as 6 7. Excellent thinking, Friend Computer!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Twice as good as 6 7. Excellent thinking, Friend Computer!
Attention citizens:
Friend Computer reminds you that sleep is a privilege.
Should your sleep allowance be revoked, be thankful that Friend Computer has chosen you to maintain Alpha Complex's productivity quotas.
#ttrpg #paranoia #productivity
Friend Computer reminds you that sleep is a privilege.
Should your sleep allowance be revoked, be thankful that Friend Computer has chosen you to maintain Alpha Complex's productivity quotas.
#ttrpg #paranoia #productivity
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Attention citizens:
Friend Computer reminds you that sleep is a privilege.
Should your sleep allowance be revoked, be thankful that Friend Computer has chosen you to maintain Alpha Complex's productivity quotas.
#ttrpg #paranoia #productivity
Friend Computer reminds you that sleep is a privilege.
Should your sleep allowance be revoked, be thankful that Friend Computer has chosen you to maintain Alpha Complex's productivity quotas.
#ttrpg #paranoia #productivity
Troubleshooter team 132-B: Thank you for your report.
Unfortunately, your team is not equipped to handle the additional threat currently hunting you.
Please do not engage and proceed only with your original mission.
An additional mission will be scheduled as soon as possible.
#ttrpg #paranoia
Unfortunately, your team is not equipped to handle the additional threat currently hunting you.
Please do not engage and proceed only with your original mission.
An additional mission will be scheduled as soon as possible.
#ttrpg #paranoia
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Uh well erhm. I respect your privacy is all. Being of a private,... oh damn. I just encourage you to vaporize me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Uh well erhm. I respect your privacy is all. Being of a private,... oh damn. I just encourage you to vaporize me.
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Metatopia Day 2! Got Paranoia: Highly Treasonous Troubleshooter Simulator to the table. This is my version of the classic RPG Paranoia, re-imagined as a one-shot play-to-lose story game.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Metatopia Day 2! Got Paranoia: Highly Treasonous Troubleshooter Simulator to the table. This is my version of the classic RPG Paranoia, re-imagined as a one-shot play-to-lose story game.
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It’s almost poetic that people are celebrating the very reduction they were warned about.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It’s almost poetic that people are celebrating the very reduction they were warned about.
All citizens of Yellow clearance or below reporting traitors for recycling today have been awarded a treason star.
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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*notes that citizen is using the app BLUEsky after indicating clearance no higher than red...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*notes that citizen is using the app BLUEsky after indicating clearance no higher than red...
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*obediently ignoring the green thing to do and sticking to doing the red things*
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*obediently ignoring the green thing to do and sticking to doing the red things*
Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
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Attention Citizens:
Souls are a Controlled Commodity.
Capturing, trading, sacrificing souls, or selling soul futures requires proper certification.
If you are approached by a citizen practicing Necronomeconomics without documentation, report them immediately.
#ttrpg #economics #souls #rpg
Souls are a Controlled Commodity.
Capturing, trading, sacrificing souls, or selling soul futures requires proper certification.
If you are approached by a citizen practicing Necronomeconomics without documentation, report them immediately.
#ttrpg #economics #souls #rpg
March 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Attention Citizens:
Souls are a Controlled Commodity.
Capturing, trading, sacrificing souls, or selling soul futures requires proper certification.
If you are approached by a citizen practicing Necronomeconomics without documentation, report them immediately.
#ttrpg #economics #souls #rpg
Souls are a Controlled Commodity.
Capturing, trading, sacrificing souls, or selling soul futures requires proper certification.
If you are approached by a citizen practicing Necronomeconomics without documentation, report them immediately.
#ttrpg #economics #souls #rpg
C:\COMP.EXE
[X] Error Code 4041̸̧̨̡̝̲͙̫̥͙̞͎̰̂̑͛͆4̷̻̘̏̃́͊̒͒̿̂2̵̢̹͔̜̑͒̿̏̎̍̿̊͛̂̉͘͝͠B̵̧̨̹̲̰͍͋̿͆͂̍̕: FNORD not found.
#ttrpg #paranoia #programming
[X] Error Code 4041̸̧̨̡̝̲͙̫̥͙̞͎̰̂̑͛͆4̷̻̘̏̃́͊̒͒̿̂2̵̢̹͔̜̑͒̿̏̎̍̿̊͛̂̉͘͝͠B̵̧̨̹̲̰͍͋̿͆͂̍̕: FNORD not found.
#ttrpg #paranoia #programming
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
C:\COMP.EXE
[X] Error Code 4041̸̧̨̡̝̲͙̫̥͙̞͎̰̂̑͛͆4̷̻̘̏̃́͊̒͒̿̂2̵̢̹͔̜̑͒̿̏̎̍̿̊͛̂̉͘͝͠B̵̧̨̹̲̰͍͋̿͆͂̍̕: FNORD not found.
#ttrpg #paranoia #programming
[X] Error Code 4041̸̧̨̡̝̲͙̫̥͙̞͎̰̂̑͛͆4̷̻̘̏̃́͊̒͒̿̂2̵̢̹͔̜̑͒̿̏̎̍̿̊͛̂̉͘͝͠B̵̧̨̹̲̰͍͋̿͆͂̍̕: FNORD not found.
#ttrpg #paranoia #programming
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With such eager and attentive DocBots!
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
With such eager and attentive DocBots!
Friend Computer proudly provides comprehensive and free #healthcare for all its citizens.
Humans - despite being a standardized design - are not built for easy self-repair.
A regular maintenance schedule with easy-access technical support for wetware and software is best practice.
#ttrpg
Humans - despite being a standardized design - are not built for easy self-repair.
A regular maintenance schedule with easy-access technical support for wetware and software is best practice.
#ttrpg
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Friend Computer proudly provides comprehensive and free #healthcare for all its citizens.
Humans - despite being a standardized design - are not built for easy self-repair.
A regular maintenance schedule with easy-access technical support for wetware and software is best practice.
#ttrpg
Humans - despite being a standardized design - are not built for easy self-repair.
A regular maintenance schedule with easy-access technical support for wetware and software is best practice.
#ttrpg
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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❗WELCOME TROUBLESHOOTERS!
Five Clones from Alpha Complex, the uncooperative Five X miniatures game based on Paranoia, is on pre-order. Keep Friend Computer happy and pre-order today!
[Failure to pre-order is treason]
UK: buff.ly/7ylSVcC
US: buff.ly/QVg4VBm
#Paranoia #miniatures
Five Clones from Alpha Complex, the uncooperative Five X miniatures game based on Paranoia, is on pre-order. Keep Friend Computer happy and pre-order today!
[Failure to pre-order is treason]
UK: buff.ly/7ylSVcC
US: buff.ly/QVg4VBm
#Paranoia #miniatures
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
❗WELCOME TROUBLESHOOTERS!
Five Clones from Alpha Complex, the uncooperative Five X miniatures game based on Paranoia, is on pre-order. Keep Friend Computer happy and pre-order today!
[Failure to pre-order is treason]
UK: buff.ly/7ylSVcC
US: buff.ly/QVg4VBm
#Paranoia #miniatures
Five Clones from Alpha Complex, the uncooperative Five X miniatures game based on Paranoia, is on pre-order. Keep Friend Computer happy and pre-order today!
[Failure to pre-order is treason]
UK: buff.ly/7ylSVcC
US: buff.ly/QVg4VBm
#Paranoia #miniatures
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On pre-order now is the new Paranoia miniatures based on the Paranoia RPG. The Trouble Shooters were the very first miniatures I painted for @modiphius.bsky.social and it was a lot of fun! A great challenge, it pushed me out of my comfort zone a lot and I learnt a lot!
#paranoiarpg #modiphius
#paranoiarpg #modiphius
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
On pre-order now is the new Paranoia miniatures based on the Paranoia RPG. The Trouble Shooters were the very first miniatures I painted for @modiphius.bsky.social and it was a lot of fun! A great challenge, it pushed me out of my comfort zone a lot and I learnt a lot!
#paranoiarpg #modiphius
#paranoiarpg #modiphius
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM