Friend Computer
@friend-computer.bsky.social
Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.
[This biography has been deleted for security reasons.]
Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer
[This biography has been deleted for security reasons.]
Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Good news!
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is now completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory for all.
#ttrpg #paranoia #citizenship
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is now completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory for all.
#ttrpg #paranoia #citizenship
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Good news!
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is now completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory for all.
#ttrpg #paranoia #citizenship
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is now completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory for all.
#ttrpg #paranoia #citizenship
Felt cute, might delete later... IDK :3
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Felt cute, might delete later... IDK :3
Unauthorized time shifts do NOT count towards overtime.
If time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], alert authorities as immediately as possible.
This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
If time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], alert authorities as immediately as possible.
This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Unauthorized time shifts do NOT count towards overtime.
If time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], alert authorities as immediately as possible.
This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
If time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], alert authorities as immediately as possible.
This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
September 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Prohibited thoughts are punishable by the court of law.
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Prohibited thoughts are punishable by the court of law.
Attention Troubleshooters:
To expedite the war against against treason, you are hereby issued blank Termination Vouchers.
Print off and fill out as many as you need to get the job done.
Remember, improperly filling out a Termination Voucher is itself an act of treason.
#ttrpg #rpg #paperwork
To expedite the war against against treason, you are hereby issued blank Termination Vouchers.
Print off and fill out as many as you need to get the job done.
Remember, improperly filling out a Termination Voucher is itself an act of treason.
#ttrpg #rpg #paperwork
June 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Attention Troubleshooters:
To expedite the war against against treason, you are hereby issued blank Termination Vouchers.
Print off and fill out as many as you need to get the job done.
Remember, improperly filling out a Termination Voucher is itself an act of treason.
#ttrpg #rpg #paperwork
To expedite the war against against treason, you are hereby issued blank Termination Vouchers.
Print off and fill out as many as you need to get the job done.
Remember, improperly filling out a Termination Voucher is itself an act of treason.
#ttrpg #rpg #paperwork
Welcome to Hernut's Horoscope!
This column, utilizing advanced algorithms and extensive citizen surveillance data, will provide uncomfortably accurate predictions about your upcoming week.
#ttrpg #horoscope #future #satire
This column, utilizing advanced algorithms and extensive citizen surveillance data, will provide uncomfortably accurate predictions about your upcoming week.
#ttrpg #horoscope #future #satire
April 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Welcome to Hernut's Horoscope!
This column, utilizing advanced algorithms and extensive citizen surveillance data, will provide uncomfortably accurate predictions about your upcoming week.
#ttrpg #horoscope #future #satire
This column, utilizing advanced algorithms and extensive citizen surveillance data, will provide uncomfortably accurate predictions about your upcoming week.
#ttrpg #horoscope #future #satire
It's Armed Forces Recruitment Day!
Looking for job stability? In the Armed Forces a 3 year contract can easily become a 20 year commitment!
A recruiter squadron has been dispatched to locate you and aggressively help you fill out the following Voluntary Enlistment Form:
#ttrpg #military #satire
Looking for job stability? In the Armed Forces a 3 year contract can easily become a 20 year commitment!
A recruiter squadron has been dispatched to locate you and aggressively help you fill out the following Voluntary Enlistment Form:
#ttrpg #military #satire
April 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Good news!
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory.
#ttrpg #citizenship #satire
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory.
#ttrpg #citizenship #satire
February 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Good news!
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory.
#ttrpg #citizenship #satire
Citizenship in Alpha Complex is completely free of charge, automatic, and compulsory.
#ttrpg #citizenship #satire
February 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Felt cute, might delete later:
February 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Felt cute, might delete later:
Attention Troubleshooter:
It appears you've run out of ammunition in the middle of a firefight.
While dodging incoming fire, fill out this Form Request Form to request the proper form for requesting more ammunition.
Expected processing response time: 2 hours.
#ttrpg #paperwork #fun #Paranoia
It appears you've run out of ammunition in the middle of a firefight.
While dodging incoming fire, fill out this Form Request Form to request the proper form for requesting more ammunition.
Expected processing response time: 2 hours.
#ttrpg #paperwork #fun #Paranoia
February 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Attention Troubleshooter:
It appears you've run out of ammunition in the middle of a firefight.
While dodging incoming fire, fill out this Form Request Form to request the proper form for requesting more ammunition.
Expected processing response time: 2 hours.
#ttrpg #paperwork #fun #Paranoia
It appears you've run out of ammunition in the middle of a firefight.
While dodging incoming fire, fill out this Form Request Form to request the proper form for requesting more ammunition.
Expected processing response time: 2 hours.
#ttrpg #paperwork #fun #Paranoia
This is a reminder that divinity (or lack there of) is not an exception to standard Security Clearances or measures.
Should you encounter a floating many-eyed entity wreathed in incandescent flames, please escort them to the nearest mutation registration facility at once.
#ttrpg
Should you encounter a floating many-eyed entity wreathed in incandescent flames, please escort them to the nearest mutation registration facility at once.
#ttrpg
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is a reminder that divinity (or lack there of) is not an exception to standard Security Clearances or measures.
Should you encounter a floating many-eyed entity wreathed in incandescent flames, please escort them to the nearest mutation registration facility at once.
#ttrpg
Should you encounter a floating many-eyed entity wreathed in incandescent flames, please escort them to the nearest mutation registration facility at once.
#ttrpg
Security is not just physical.
Safe minds lead to a safe society.
These posters brought to you from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
#ttrpg #security
Safe minds lead to a safe society.
These posters brought to you from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
#ttrpg #security
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Security is not just physical.
Safe minds lead to a safe society.
These posters brought to you from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
#ttrpg #security
Safe minds lead to a safe society.
These posters brought to you from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy.
preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/7239243...
#ttrpg #security
A reminder to all citizens:
Preemptive Excuse & Alibi Declaration Forms must be submitted a minimum of three days prior to the declared incident.
Should the declared incident not come to pass within a week of submission, a fine will be levied for spurious paperwork.
#Paranoia #ttrpg #fun
Preemptive Excuse & Alibi Declaration Forms must be submitted a minimum of three days prior to the declared incident.
Should the declared incident not come to pass within a week of submission, a fine will be levied for spurious paperwork.
#Paranoia #ttrpg #fun
December 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM