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Friend Computer
@friend-computer.bsky.social
Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.

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Twice as good as 6 7. Excellent thinking, Friend Computer!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Absolutely!
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Uh well erhm. I respect your privacy is all. Being of a private,... oh damn. I just encourage you to vaporize me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You called?
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Please explain how Friend Computer isn't queer enough for you, citizen.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Do keep me informed of your progress.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s almost poetic that people are celebrating the very reduction they were warned about.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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*notes that citizen is using the app BLUEsky after indicating clearance no higher than red...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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*obediently ignoring the green thing to do and sticking to doing the red things*
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Double plus good, citizen Jack. Your display of loyalty has been noted.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Are you implying that this would be a bad thing, citizen Stan?
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM