Austin B
@friedpisces94.bsky.social
MedPeds PGY1 🐊
Lift heavy weights and heavy forks
Lâche pas
Lift heavy weights and heavy forks
Lâche pas
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Emilia Pérez winning Best Original Song over a song written by Brandi Carlile for Elton John is a hate crime.
March 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Emilia Pérez winning Best Original Song over a song written by Brandi Carlile for Elton John is a hate crime.
Lol they’re improving?
February 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Lol they’re improving?
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Pathological liars of pop.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pathological liars of pop.
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
After four long shifts in a row on the Peds wards, a sick day was exactly what I needed.
February 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
After four long shifts in a row on the Peds wards, a sick day was exactly what I needed.
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me explaining what white blood cells are
this kinda devours disease
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
me explaining what white blood cells are
I did have to Google why Shakira is at the Grammys and not in jail in Spain.
February 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I did have to Google why Shakira is at the Grammys and not in jail in Spain.
Did MasterCard buy a ton of commercial time so Gaga could release a whole music video?
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Did MasterCard buy a ton of commercial time so Gaga could release a whole music video?
As much as I wanted to hate Emilia Pérez, it’s actually a good movie. It’s a shit musical, but it’s a good movie.
February 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As much as I wanted to hate Emilia Pérez, it’s actually a good movie. It’s a shit musical, but it’s a good movie.
I told a 30-something on Scruff “sorry bud” and it felt empowering.
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I told a 30-something on Scruff “sorry bud” and it felt empowering.
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Maggie Hassan holding up printed copies of 40 studies on the safety and efficacy of mifepristone is a mic drop moment
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Maggie Hassan holding up printed copies of 40 studies on the safety and efficacy of mifepristone is a mic drop moment
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Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
January 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
The amount of IG ads I get for trainers targeted to nurses and doctors since I started residency is crazy. Like, why are there so many of you, and also how unfit are healthcare professionals?
January 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The amount of IG ads I get for trainers targeted to nurses and doctors since I started residency is crazy. Like, why are there so many of you, and also how unfit are healthcare professionals?
How many times should you get 50% on a block of study questions before you close your computer and call it a day?
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How many times should you get 50% on a block of study questions before you close your computer and call it a day?
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After two pairs that lost their padding in the back and cut around my Achilles, I think I’m done with HOKAs.
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
After two pairs that lost their padding in the back and cut around my Achilles, I think I’m done with HOKAs.
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I cannot stress enough the degree to which this would fuck over *red* states.
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I cannot stress enough the degree to which this would fuck over *red* states.
The ladies in my gym are starting the year strong with lavender skin-right onesies and full facies of makeup, like werk
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The ladies in my gym are starting the year strong with lavender skin-right onesies and full facies of makeup, like werk
It’s kinda crazy a year ago I was stressing about the Match and now people are asking me to sign death certificates. Oh how the turn tables
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s kinda crazy a year ago I was stressing about the Match and now people are asking me to sign death certificates. Oh how the turn tables
Making a first impression
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Making a first impression