Blair
@freshprinceblair.bsky.social
Music fan, family man, far too old to have a living nan.
You're 4 days early Santa, but thanks - that's exactly what I asked for. You're the man!
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You're 4 days early Santa, but thanks - that's exactly what I asked for. You're the man!
This is a moment of absolute beauty.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is a moment of absolute beauty.
The glowsticks have arrived. Time to wheel out this old banger.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The glowsticks have arrived. Time to wheel out this old banger.
How do I get back onto the timeline where we did NOT collectively put the fuckwits in charge of everything?
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
How do I get back onto the timeline where we did NOT collectively put the fuckwits in charge of everything?
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It is just incredible that the people who always go on about immigration and muslims and sharia law in Britain are the first to promote British immigration into a muslim country with sharia law.
Fury as Nigel Farage ally backs project to get young Brits to move to Dubai
Fury as Nigel Farage ally backs project to get young Brits to move to Dubai
Charlie Mullins has been accused of giving up on Britain after saying he is supporting a project encouraging young people to move to Dubai
www.mirror.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It is just incredible that the people who always go on about immigration and muslims and sharia law in Britain are the first to promote British immigration into a muslim country with sharia law.
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Never forget who Nigel Farage is.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Never forget who Nigel Farage is.
It's not great, but it's not as bad as some of the rumours. Not chuffed but not spitting feathers either.
Anyway, for those with short memories, here's 3 years ago - and the Daily Mail's glowing endorsement of it. And a sarcastic meme.
Anyway, for those with short memories, here's 3 years ago - and the Daily Mail's glowing endorsement of it. And a sarcastic meme.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's not great, but it's not as bad as some of the rumours. Not chuffed but not spitting feathers either.
Anyway, for those with short memories, here's 3 years ago - and the Daily Mail's glowing endorsement of it. And a sarcastic meme.
Anyway, for those with short memories, here's 3 years ago - and the Daily Mail's glowing endorsement of it. And a sarcastic meme.
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When the rich pay it's a tax raid. When the poor get pummeled it's a way of controlling the public purse.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When the rich pay it's a tax raid. When the poor get pummeled it's a way of controlling the public purse.
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Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
Hey Liz Truss, you know what we should defund? The security detail for ex-Prime Ministers who cheer on foreign leaders trying to destroy our public broadcaster.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Hey Liz Truss, you know what we should defund? The security detail for ex-Prime Ministers who cheer on foreign leaders trying to destroy our public broadcaster.
"There is no disguising my embarrassment" says Mandelson, having been caught leaving George Osborne's home.
Kensington and Chelsea Council is investigating whether Lord Mandelson committed an offence when he publicly urinated in the street last week, @zoecrowther.bsky.social exclusively reports
"We're proud of our borough's clean streets... it is unacceptable for anyone to treat them as a urinal"
"We're proud of our borough's clean streets... it is unacceptable for anyone to treat them as a urinal"
Kensington Council Investigating Peter Mandelson For Urinating In The Street
Exclusive: Kensington and Chelsea Council is investigating whether Lord Peter Mandelson committed an offence when he publicly urinated in the stree...
www.politicshome.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"There is no disguising my embarrassment" says Mandelson, having been caught leaving George Osborne's home.
I'd have thought they'd view the hunting of demons as rather aligned with their beliefs, but maybe I missed a memo.
Unless the Lilliput Church of England Infant School is being run by.... THE SAJA BOYS.
Just sayin'.
And kiddin'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Unless the Lilliput Church of England Infant School is being run by.... THE SAJA BOYS.
Just sayin'.
And kiddin'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole
The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel
www.bbc.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'd have thought they'd view the hunting of demons as rather aligned with their beliefs, but maybe I missed a memo.
Unless the Lilliput Church of England Infant School is being run by.... THE SAJA BOYS.
Just sayin'.
And kiddin'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Unless the Lilliput Church of England Infant School is being run by.... THE SAJA BOYS.
Just sayin'.
And kiddin'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dear men using their phones at urinals: it looks like you're filming yourself pissing. Hey, not my thing, but maybe just do that at home.
Maybe you're not, but that's what the rest of us think you're doing.
You're welcome.
Oh, and wash your hands FFS. Filthy animals.
Maybe you're not, but that's what the rest of us think you're doing.
You're welcome.
Oh, and wash your hands FFS. Filthy animals.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dear men using their phones at urinals: it looks like you're filming yourself pissing. Hey, not my thing, but maybe just do that at home.
Maybe you're not, but that's what the rest of us think you're doing.
You're welcome.
Oh, and wash your hands FFS. Filthy animals.
Maybe you're not, but that's what the rest of us think you're doing.
You're welcome.
Oh, and wash your hands FFS. Filthy animals.
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"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
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@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
It's so hot I'm using Las Vegas levels of ice in my whisky.
July 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's so hot I'm using Las Vegas levels of ice in my whisky.
Getting that Friday Feeling.
June 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Getting that Friday Feeling.
"Let the market decide!"
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"Hey! Stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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"Hey! Stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk signals 'significantly' stepping back from Doge as Tesla profits plunge
The tech boss says he intends to spend only one to two days a week on Trump administration matters.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"Let the market decide!"
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"Hey! Stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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"Hey! Stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Timeline cleanser
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Timeline cleanser
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So much free speech…
“Sickening and heartbreaking”
Someone who was at the Marge Greene town hall where folks who dissented were arrested/targeted/tased by police — who has voted for both parties — writes about what she saw 👇🏽
Someone who was at the Marge Greene town hall where folks who dissented were arrested/targeted/tased by police — who has voted for both parties — writes about what she saw 👇🏽
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So much free speech…
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There is a hero hacking the crosswalk buttons in Silicon Valley 🤣💀
April 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There is a hero hacking the crosswalk buttons in Silicon Valley 🤣💀
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Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
April 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
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