Dougie G
@craggered.bsky.social
Lifelong sufferer of Scottish Rugby and Greenock Morton. Terrible taste in 70s rock, as diagnosed by my doctor. Supporter of Scottish Independence 🏴
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If Trump invades Greenland, it will be the Peace Prize War. Satire is truly dead.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
If Trump invades Greenland, it will be the Peace Prize War. Satire is truly dead.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
If can donate $3 million to fight against paying additional tax maybe just maybe you can afford to pay additional tax.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If can donate $3 million to fight against paying additional tax maybe just maybe you can afford to pay additional tax.
Google news feed has recently taken to giving me news articles from the BBC News Pidgin English site 😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Google news feed has recently taken to giving me news articles from the BBC News Pidgin English site 😂😂
I think I may have broken international law earlier today. I went out to Greggs for lunch and as part of my meal deal I got a tub of melon and grapes instead of crisps. I expect the International court in the Hague to issue a warrant for my arrest 😂😂
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I think I may have broken international law earlier today. I went out to Greggs for lunch and as part of my meal deal I got a tub of melon and grapes instead of crisps. I expect the International court in the Hague to issue a warrant for my arrest 😂😂
Happy New Year to everyone especially my 75 followers. Big shout out to the humans who interact with me on here as well as the dodgy accounts and porn bots who I seem to attract on a regular basis 😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Happy New Year to everyone especially my 75 followers. Big shout out to the humans who interact with me on here as well as the dodgy accounts and porn bots who I seem to attract on a regular basis 😂😂
I've suddenly realised I'm getting old as I've started clearing things out and doing housework as I don't want to start the New Year with as much clutter 😂😂😂
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've suddenly realised I'm getting old as I've started clearing things out and doing housework as I don't want to start the New Year with as much clutter 😂😂😂
Currently BBC 2 is showing escape to the country and stv is showing loose women. What happened to Christmas eve being all kids films and blockbuster movies from about 8am. I'm ena it's more festive mid afternoon but treating it like any other weekday is rubbish
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Currently BBC 2 is showing escape to the country and stv is showing loose women. What happened to Christmas eve being all kids films and blockbuster movies from about 8am. I'm ena it's more festive mid afternoon but treating it like any other weekday is rubbish
What an utterly strange way of describing someone paying tax on their earnings.
He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
What an utterly strange way of describing someone paying tax on their earnings.
Captain Tango Face proving that piracy on the high seas is alive and well in the 21st century. I'm sure he will hide all the oil and create a map with an X to mark the spot so his descendants can find it like a shit remake of the Goonies. Hey you guys I'm deplorable 😂😂
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Captain Tango Face proving that piracy on the high seas is alive and well in the 21st century. I'm sure he will hide all the oil and create a map with an X to mark the spot so his descendants can find it like a shit remake of the Goonies. Hey you guys I'm deplorable 😂😂
Is it wrong that the only thing I've seen on the TV schedules for Christmas that has caught my eye as something worth watching appears to be Jaws 😬😬.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Is it wrong that the only thing I've seen on the TV schedules for Christmas that has caught my eye as something worth watching appears to be Jaws 😬😬.
So bright orange with a horrible comb over? These ships will be very easy to spot at sea
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
So bright orange with a horrible comb over? These ships will be very easy to spot at sea
Bloody illegal cigarettes coming over here and taking the shelf space of British made cigarettes 😂😂😂
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bloody illegal cigarettes coming over here and taking the shelf space of British made cigarettes 😂😂😂
NHS Scotland have sent me a little present for Christmas. Would be rude not to send them back an envelope with my 💩 in it. If you get this don't ignore it and make sure you have every chance of an early diagnosis
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NHS Scotland have sent me a little present for Christmas. Would be rude not to send them back an envelope with my 💩 in it. If you get this don't ignore it and make sure you have every chance of an early diagnosis
I'm waiting on a washing machine engineer to fix my broken 7 month old machine. I have been given a timeslot between 10:06:27 and 13:06:27. Wtf with the seconds. Do I get to complain if he turns up at 13:06:28? He has 5 jobs before he gets to me so it's not going to be at 10:06 is it 😂😂
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm waiting on a washing machine engineer to fix my broken 7 month old machine. I have been given a timeslot between 10:06:27 and 13:06:27. Wtf with the seconds. Do I get to complain if he turns up at 13:06:28? He has 5 jobs before he gets to me so it's not going to be at 10:06 is it 😂😂
A bit of banter on Teams yesterday at work and a colleague commented that another looked like they had a cloaking device on. To clarify they posted this. You will notice that it doesn't reference this as being from a fictional TV show. Someone somewhere will think this is real 😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A bit of banter on Teams yesterday at work and a colleague commented that another looked like they had a cloaking device on. To clarify they posted this. You will notice that it doesn't reference this as being from a fictional TV show. Someone somewhere will think this is real 😂😂
Kemi Badenoch yet again proving what a horrible human being she is.
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Kemi Badenoch yet again proving what a horrible human being she is.
Can we stop spending all our time hammering down people with health conditions and additional needs as if we are all supposed to resent them getting help. What I resent is rich folk not paying extra so folk can get the help they actually need
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Can we stop spending all our time hammering down people with health conditions and additional needs as if we are all supposed to resent them getting help. What I resent is rich folk not paying extra so folk can get the help they actually need
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Scotland opening game at the world cup
a man in a top hat is standing in front of a building with the words `` must be the voodoo '' written on it .
ALT: a man in a top hat is standing in front of a building with the words `` must be the voodoo '' written on it .
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December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Scotland opening game at the world cup
Watching the world cup draw and FIFA handing out a Peace Prize to Trump has to be one of the most made up fake awards of all time
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Watching the world cup draw and FIFA handing out a Peace Prize to Trump has to be one of the most made up fake awards of all time
Stopped for lunch at a Tesco and I've just witnessed an elderly gentleman part a Toyota Yaris at such a weird angle. Half of it is sticking out the back of the space too. All he needed to do was dove forward 2 feet and it would have been fine. I would be ashamed to leave it like that 😂
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Stopped for lunch at a Tesco and I've just witnessed an elderly gentleman part a Toyota Yaris at such a weird angle. Half of it is sticking out the back of the space too. All he needed to do was dove forward 2 feet and it would have been fine. I would be ashamed to leave it like that 😂
These look more like candy canes than dugs to me 😂
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
These look more like candy canes than dugs to me 😂
Are the other questions, who gives a shit? And if this is how you define yourself how much help do you need from a medical professional?
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Are the other questions, who gives a shit? And if this is how you define yourself how much help do you need from a medical professional?
I really hope they have a rowing club 😂
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I really hope they have a rowing club 😂