bri
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posting shit my boss says bc i cant keep it to myself anymore
“some employees are quarter horses and some need to be put down” SIR 😭
December 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
“some employees are quarter horses and some need to be put down” SIR 😭
“i want to get every useless husband and shoot them, just get rid of them”
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
“i want to get every useless husband and shoot them, just get rid of them”
dr: “what will we do about trump?”
98 yo patient: “start looking for new rifleman?”
98 yo patient: “start looking for new rifleman?”
December 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
dr: “what will we do about trump?”
98 yo patient: “start looking for new rifleman?”
98 yo patient: “start looking for new rifleman?”
ik the dr is in a good mood when he asks every patient if they are keeping trump under control to figure out if theyre cool or not
December 14, 2024 at 3:19 PM
ik the dr is in a good mood when he asks every patient if they are keeping trump under control to figure out if theyre cool or not
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A great pet peeve of mine is when clothing companies refer to plastic garments as "vegan leather." Throwing a virtuous health halo around a petroleum product is wild. Next it'll be all-natural organic cyanide
December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
A great pet peeve of mine is when clothing companies refer to plastic garments as "vegan leather." Throwing a virtuous health halo around a petroleum product is wild. Next it'll be all-natural organic cyanide
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people are like "murder is not the answer" but the problem previously had no answers that anyone with power respected. one CEO dead and the anesthesia caps come back off. sounds like murder was literally an answer to "how can we get these anesthesia caps back off"
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
people are like "murder is not the answer" but the problem previously had no answers that anyone with power respected. one CEO dead and the anesthesia caps come back off. sounds like murder was literally an answer to "how can we get these anesthesia caps back off"
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I saw the shooter wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I saw the shooter wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops
coworker is trying to justify hitting her 1 yo granddaughter and im justifying hitting her
December 13, 2024 at 5:39 PM
coworker is trying to justify hitting her 1 yo granddaughter and im justifying hitting her