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You are, without a doubt, the most depressed transmasc dyke this side of the Mississippi, babe
True wuhluhwuh sapphic love is getting HPV vaccinated together
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
✅Covid, Flu, and HPV vaccinated.

Tomorrow I will be sick and sore.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m making a Heated Rivalry playlist because I miss them boys
Everything is already Not Great so we’re gonna be cringe and free this year.
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Anyway I’m re-reading the Heated Rivalry books I miss them already
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Here’s my first cringe confession: I fucking love the song Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. Love it. Love a 90’s alternative angst love song. Cranked it up today. Don’t care. Whenever I tell people this they always ask “…really?”
Everything is already Not Great so we’re gonna be cringe and free this year.
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Everything is already Not Great so we’re gonna be cringe and free this year.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Two of my high school friends and I saw Christopher Walken at an iHop.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
He has seen The Horrors of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by a dagger, a dagger
Muppets Heated Rivalry be like:
A little rat told me u bottom
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Merry cottage eve to those who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
DECEMBER 24TH, 9PM, EASTERN STANDARD TIME
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
heated rivalry heated rivalry heated rivalry
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Hm. Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come scene where he finds out Tiny Tim died hits very different this year.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Heated Rivalry
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’ll believe in anything 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fuck me my tarantula is having a bad molt
December 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, ok, cool

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December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I mean yeah sure maybe Heated Rivalry has my TV glowing A LITTLE BIT
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So when I go to pride night next month they BETTER play All The Things She Said or I will write a strongly worded letter to the flyers managers myself.
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Stop pronouncing collab as “co-lab”
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Weird Al covered RATM??? With Portugal the Man and someone from the lonely island??
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I quit Spotify and switched to tidal but my top artist in both was mcr and Gerard way was also in the top. I’m the number one mcr fan of all time.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
We never get snow in PA anymore, just shitty rain and sleet. I want some mfing snow. Like 3 feet! Fight me on this, I don’t care, I don’t have to drive and I want some cozy whimsy in my life dammit!
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh fuck it’s Rent season!
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rub bald head on wife
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM