Frannie
@frandorsey.bsky.social
Writer • Mother • Lizard
I love pop culture, books, complicated faith stuff + obsessing about my 10k step goal for the day. My first grade teacher said on my report card that I was “highly sensitive and talked too much” and that’s still true 💃🏻
I love pop culture, books, complicated faith stuff + obsessing about my 10k step goal for the day. My first grade teacher said on my report card that I was “highly sensitive and talked too much” and that’s still true 💃🏻
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Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
March 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
March 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The only thing that could save society is if we give Keke Palmer an Academy Award
February 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The only thing that could save society is if we give Keke Palmer an Academy Award
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Dear Manager,
1. worked it
2. I put my thing down
3. flipped it
4. reversed it
5. ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP
Sincerely, Jamie
1. worked it
2. I put my thing down
3. flipped it
4. reversed it
5. ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP
Sincerely, Jamie
February 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dear Manager,
1. worked it
2. I put my thing down
3. flipped it
4. reversed it
5. ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP
Sincerely, Jamie
1. worked it
2. I put my thing down
3. flipped it
4. reversed it
5. ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP
Sincerely, Jamie
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On Twitter, JeremyWingert79 asked how we stay sane through the next few years. Here's my answer -- a 🧵:
--Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact.
--Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint.
1/4
--Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact.
--Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint.
1/4
January 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
On Twitter, JeremyWingert79 asked how we stay sane through the next few years. Here's my answer -- a 🧵:
--Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact.
--Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint.
1/4
--Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact.
--Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint.
1/4
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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god bless this male instacart person who told me there's just no soup at all at the grocery store. none. not canned. not at the deli. no broth. nothing. not one flavor out of stock, just a von's that has never heard of soup
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
god bless this male instacart person who told me there's just no soup at all at the grocery store. none. not canned. not at the deli. no broth. nothing. not one flavor out of stock, just a von's that has never heard of soup
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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
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Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.
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So far “Gulf of America,” feels very stop trying to make fetch happen.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So far “Gulf of America,” feels very stop trying to make fetch happen.
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The floating tongue did not make me want cold foam but the flying mustaches did make me want Pringles, so
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The floating tongue did not make me want cold foam but the flying mustaches did make me want Pringles, so
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The Christians who hate this ad are telling on themselves.
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Christians who hate this ad are telling on themselves.
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JD Vance - If you believe any of the multiple federal courts that have ruled against you so far are exceeding their statutory or Constitutional authority, your recourse is to appeal. You don’t get to rage-quit the Republic just because you are losing. That’s tyranny.
February 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
JD Vance - If you believe any of the multiple federal courts that have ruled against you so far are exceeding their statutory or Constitutional authority, your recourse is to appeal. You don’t get to rage-quit the Republic just because you are losing. That’s tyranny.
Can we come together as a nation and agree that the Coffee Mate tongue commercial did not make us want cold foam
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can we come together as a nation and agree that the Coffee Mate tongue commercial did not make us want cold foam
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Seal being a seal in a Mtn Dew commercial is why I pledge allegiance to the flag.
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Seal being a seal in a Mtn Dew commercial is why I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Seal as a seal and Kevin Costner and Pete Davidson enjoying a Super Bowl date together are my favorite parts so far #superbowllix
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Seal as a seal and Kevin Costner and Pete Davidson enjoying a Super Bowl date together are my favorite parts so far #superbowllix
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Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
Do you guys remember Christmas? It happened about ten years ago
January 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Do you guys remember Christmas? It happened about ten years ago
Five days now, but who is counting?
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Five days now, but who is counting?
BRING BACK THE SMALLER EMOJIS HAVEN’T WE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
December 11, 2024 at 1:28 AM
BRING BACK THE SMALLER EMOJIS HAVEN’T WE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
December is giving a lot of January vibes so far and I wasn’t emotionally prepared for that
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 PM
December is giving a lot of January vibes so far and I wasn’t emotionally prepared for that
I finally got around to watching The Perfect Couple while there were stunning performances throughout, Nicole Kidman’s wig was the true star
December 5, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I finally got around to watching The Perfect Couple while there were stunning performances throughout, Nicole Kidman’s wig was the true star